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Rant # 3

Today's rant: Comment spamming, Capitalizing Every Single Damn Word (notice something?) and Teams/Fan wars  

Topic 1: Comment spamming 

 Say you have a really good book, ( And by good I mean proper spelling, grammar and paragraphing. With at least decent characters and an actual plot.) you notice that you've gotten a (sudden) boost in comments. Awesome! You go to your story to see the people who commented. That's the key word; people. But when you look, it's just one person spamming on your story. 

Some, no, most of the comments aren't even related to the story. On one of my favorite stories on this site, this one person took up two whole pages with her stupid spamming.  They weren't even related to the story. It was stuff like; "Pigs hate corn." and "Shaking my fat butt to the music." (We didn't need to know what were shaking, you freak of society.)

I could go on but you get the point. I'm okay if you comment a few times. But it shouldn't be so much that you take up the whole comment. If you're doing that just because you're bored, which has sometimes been the case, then play a game, listen to music, watch T.V. Do something that won't want some people- *Cough, me, cough*- to hack your account just to delete all those useless comments. 

Topic 2: Capitalizing Every Single Damn Word (come on look closely)

What's the point of doing this?  I don't understand why anyone would want to. It just causes more work. There's also the fact I find it annoying when they do that. Here are some quotes from books on this site. I will add my comments about the sentences. 

"I Went To Go Brush My Teeth. I Looked At My Reflection In The Mirror. My Waist Long Black Hair Looked Silky, My Long Eyelashes My Light Tanned Skin Reflected Off The Light And My Warm Brown Eyes Stared Back At Me. Was I Pretty? No."

Um... really? Not only was this sentence annoying, the author basically described a super model, and then the girl just said she wasn't pretty!  Ha ha, so funny. No. Mary-Sue alert! Anyways, onto the next. 

 "I'm Going To Drink My Smoothie Now. So Can You Pleaz Just Leave Me Alone. Don't Worry I'll BRB."

 It can't be just me who thinks that made no sense at all? When I read the paragraph before this one, she said she was alone in her room. And also that her mom does not allow food or drinks in there. Then in the paragraph above that you just saw, she had a smoothie in her room, and suddenly a person appears out of nowhere. THIS ISN'T TWILIGHT. (No offense to Twilight lovers. I just don't understand  how you can read that shit.)

 "I Called Her On Her Cell. She Said She Had A Date With Rider.  I Know I Like Him, But We're Not Dating. I'll Just Have To Ruin Their Date."

Um, excuse me bitch but, you and Rider are not dating. If your friend wants to go out on a date with him, she can. You can't control her. Get over yourself. I seriously do hate these type of characters. Any who, now you see what type of writer Types Like This. I hope I never stumble upon these of stories ever again. 

Topic 3: Teams/Fan wars

You probably wondering what I mean by teams. 

I mean when your reading a story where our MC has two (or sometimes more *shiver*) guys fighting over her, and the readers chooses a team. 

And then it turns into the fan wars.

I hate when I see teams. I usual never root for either of the guys. If I do root for one of them, then I never comment who I root for, because the people on the other team will go all ape shit crazy. Fan girls and their teams irritate the crap out of me.  

Seriously, I'm fine if you choose a team. But then you don't have to be all bitchy and hate on other people just because the aren't apart of your dear sweet team. Apparently in the world it's not okay to have opinions. 

 Lessons of the day: 

Stop your stupid comment spamming 

Don't capitalize every single word 

Don't start a fan war 

Thanks for reading rant number three. Later, Lu. ~(˘▾˘~) ~(˘▾˘)~ (~˘▾˘)~ (☉_☉)