The Secrets of America

You ARE The Father

A few days had passed since the magical incident. The world meeting was reaching the final day, when America heard an interesting conversation.

"America thinks he's so great, aru. He's never raised a kid before."

America grinned.

The next day, America bust in the room (late, again), smile on his face.

"Yo, dudes! Guess what I hear yesterday!"

Nobody guessed (save Italy).

"Someone said I'd never know the pain of raising kids! (A faint "We're not pains!" came from the other side of the door.)"

America stepped to the side, whistled, and counted down with his hand.

5...4...3...2...

1.

The door burst open again, and over 50 screaming kids streamed into the room.

England fainted.

OMAKE:

"So..." England started, looking anywhere BUT the young lady standing in front of him.

"You're America's di-"

"DON'T!" She snapped, then after a shuddering, calming breath, "Just...don't."