The Secrets of America

Everybody Wants to Rule The World

The final day of the world meeting was over, and America sprinted at top speed to get out of there.

Seriously, can you blame him? He counted every hole in the ceiling five times already. So when it was time to go, well, he forgot something.

His jacket.

He never noticed, of course, because Russia was being an ass and Britain was yelling again-

His headache's back. He needed to vent.

He pulled in his driveway. No noises. The kid's must've gone back home.

He went into his living room, pulled the guitar off the wall, and sang.

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The other nations were fighting again, even though the meeting ended. Lithuania thought back to after America left.

The other nations were packing up when America flew out, knocking some over.

Everyone was pissed.

Until England found America's jacket.

"We should paint it hot pink!" Someone yelled.

"No, burn it!"

"Rip it in half!"

So they fought.

Just then, Lithuania saw the jacket move.

Almost...

By itself?

The nations were too busy fighting to notice, however.

And Lithuania decided, I don't want to get into this.

And he left.

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Canada smiled.

Al's gonna have to pay me back big time. What to do, what to do...

Canada drove to America's home, parked, and carried Alfred's coat in.

Then he heard the singing.

Well, this got really easy.

America hates his singing voice.

So what better way to repay the save by embarrassing him?

Canada recorded the song, and rushed back to the world meeting (leaving the coat, of course.)

They're still going on. Oh, I like that idea...

Canada hooked up his phone to the P.A. system, and ran back to the meeting room.

Soon, Alfred's voice drifted over the speaker.

Everyone was entranced.

"Beautiful," he heard one mutter.

"Sì, he's very good at the guitar..." Spain replied.

Prussia leaned over and whispered something to Hungary, who got red and pulled out her frying pan. She swung at Prussia, who ducked, and the pan hit England, who was knocked out cold.

Canada sent a text to America, England fainted.

(Hi guys! Sorry about the long wait, I just couldn't figure out how to reveal America's great singing voice [even is he doesn't think so]. The song Al was singing is the title. Bye!)