Starring: Harry Potter Geeks 1 and 2
(1 and 2)1: Hey, guess what!!!
2: What?
1: I decided that I'm going to name my children after Harry Potter characters!
2: Siriusly? Naming children after characters is one of my Peeves.
1: It's a Harry situation, I know. No Bones about it. I guess I just really don't give a Figg.
2: That idea is just pure dung (beetle)
1: it Cho is...
2: People might think that you're making their name into a Riddle
1: Then they don't have a Krum of intelligence!
This is making me Moody...
My stomach is in a Nott2: Don't be a Crabbe! I'd be Fluered if you named your kids after Harry Potter...
1: I will think about it. I'm going to Slytherin to bed, now. Hope I don't have any Lestrange dreams...
2: Good idea, before we get into a Quirrel! But I'd Expecto have some weird dreams after this convo...Good Night!!
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Randomy'all ever wonder what harry says to voldemort? how fred's mum uses the google? well, i'm taking a wild, funny guess.