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Starring: Harry Potter, Voldemort, Draco Malfoy
( HP, V, DM)DM: My lord, I have developed...feelings for a wonderful person...just amazing!
V: Well, Draco, I know. Believe it or not, I have come across love in my life...she made awesome tacos😍😍😏
DM:...My lord?
V: Oh yes! They were JuIcY...oh such premium meat!!!
DM: My lord????!
V: I tell you, it left me weak in the knees...😭
DM: MY LORD!!!
V: WHAT DRACO?? What's more important than my love life?
DM: YOU KEPT CLOGGING THE TOILET AFTER YOU WENT ON A DATE WITH TACO BELL!!!!!!
V:....
DM: anyway...I have found love! Hermione Granger is just...stunning! Magnificent!
HP: HEY MAN!!! I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR SPECIAL GUY!!!
V: Well, even this is confusing me...
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HP: and what was this...Taco Bell all about?
DM: ummm....you see it's
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Randomy'all ever wonder what harry says to voldemort? how fred's mum uses the google? well, i'm taking a wild, funny guess.