The Adventurous Adventures of One Direction 3 Transcript

Part 1: Mall's Well That Starts Well

CAST (in order of appearance)

Louis
Harry
Zayn
Niall
Liam
Psymon

MARK

Mark:
It's starting.

MALL

Louis:
Ah, Christmastime. It's a special time of year, isn't it?

Harry:
It sure is. Christmas makes you forget about all the...

Louis:
The what?

Harry:
I forgot.

Louis:
Proved your point.

Harry:
What?

Louis:
*gasp!* Cool! Look at those bracers! They're smashing!

Harry:
Put them on your wish list. Maybe Santa will bring them to you on that special day.

Louis:
Which special day?

Harry:
Christmas Day! Don't you know it's Christmas?

Louis:
No, I know, I'm just saying, the day before Christmas is special, too.

Harry:
It is?

Louis:
Yes... It is... You know what that special day is, right?

Harry:
Christmas Eve?

Louis:
Besides Christmas Eve.

Harry:
Boxing Day Eve Eve?

Louis:
Besides Boxing Eve Eve.

Harry:
Fffff... New Year's Eve, Eve, Eve, Eve-

Louis:
Look at him.

Harry:
-Eve, Eve, Eve-

Louis:
Just look at him.

Harry:
-Eve, Eve?

Louis:
He doesn't remember my birthday.

Harry:
Or, that might have been one or two Eves too many.

Louis:
It's just three weeks away.

Harry:
So, just drop the last couple Eves.

Louis:
And he's completely forgotten.

Harry:
But then that would make you-

Louis:
Well, that's what happens...

Harry:
An Eves-dropper!

Louis:
When your birthday is December 24th.

Harry:
Get it?

Louis:
Story of my life.

Harry:
What?

Louis:
What? N-nothing. Just a... idea for a song.

Harry:
Haha, what?

Zayn:
What it is!

Harry:
Hey!

Niall:
Hey, you two, have you finished your Christmas shopping?

Harry:
I think so. You guys?

Liam:
Yeah, check it out. We really cleaned up at the 1D store.

Harry:
Whoa, that's a lot of stuff!

Liam:
We got an employee discount.

Niall:
And all this stuff will make great presents. Except for the lunch boxes. I'm keeping those.