Jashin's will

Earn your keep part 1

a/n- if you havent figured it out yet this story isnt that appropriate for underage people. of course if you want to read it go right ahead, ill warn you when stuff will happen. for example this chapter may have inappropriate stuff in it.

 I went to the lounge. Pein was sat there with Konan and he wasn't happy. I didn't need hassle. Not after the whole 'Jashinist' business. I sat with Hidan. Lately I have grown closer to him. Deidara has gotten used to it and is my best friend again, though sometimes, when he sees me with Hidan, he gets upset. I can tell. I sat down. 

"What the f*** did you want?" Hidan asked our leader. Pein looked at Hidan, unimpressed with his tone.
"I have come to the conclusion that to many missions are being failed. So, because of this, you all need to start earning your keep. I want to see a reason why I should keep you in the Akatsuki, and not just kill you" Pein said. You gulped. Even though you were immortal, Pein still held the ability to kill you, which was scary. You figured Konan and Zetsu were fine, Deidara would probably make some art, Kakuzu would give him money.  Kisame and Itachi were important and strong, and Tobi is technically Zetsu's pet. That left you and Hidan. You and Hidan were in danger of being kicked out of the Akatsuki. 

I left, knowing you only had a week to figure out what to do. Hidan put his arm around me. 
"Don't worry about it b****, you are irreplaceable," I smiled at him, "Who else would they put on missions with Tobi." I growled and flipped him onto his back. I straddled his waist and pinned him.
"Why do you have to be an ass?" I asked in a low growl.
"Oh Amelia, you know this turns me on" He said and freed his hand. "I can see right up your top" His hands quickly went up my top and grabbed my boobs, making me jump off of him.
"Ass!" I yelled and started to walk away. He grabbed my arm and pulled me back.
"This is why you have to stay" he said, "Because of your feminine qualities as well as your masculine fighting style" I smiled again. He has just made my day. I now know what you have to do. 

I went to Deidara's room, he was stressing over what to do to impress everyone. It turns out we aren't impressing Pein, but we have to impress everyone else. I sat him down. 3 people have to be impressed. Tobi, konan and Zetsu get out of doing it. Why does Tobi get out of doing it? Its the missions i go on with him that fail. 
"Dei, I will help you" I promised. Im starting to doubt my own methods now.

a/n- sorry this chapter is sooo short im just trying to update everything for people