Jashin's will

A sick day

So yeah, I slept with Tobi.... not like that... Well at the moment today, I feel really sick. I think I ate to much ice cream last night. I slouched at the table then Konan put scrambled egg on my plate. I nearly vomited on it. Deidara came up to me.
"Look Amelia, un, I'm so sorry" He apologises.
"All is forgiven" I don't care at the moment I feel really ill.
"Really, un?" he asks.
"Deidara, I feel really ill at the moment so I don't care. Your still my best friend so it doesn't matter" I say. I go so kind when I'm ill.
"Your sick, un? ill take you to bed you can rest." Deidara picks me up.
"Not my bed, Tobi's on it, he's ill as well." I say and then cough. I feel terrible, I don't think it was the ice cream.
"My bed it is then, un, and I will nurse you" Deidara carried me down the hall.
"what the f*** is going on here?" Hidan got in the way. Some of the other members walked by. Some acknowledged us some didn't.
"Hidan I don't think now is the time Hidan." White Zetzu said.
"Yeah, Amelia doesn't look to well" Zetzu was looking at me. Deidara carried on walking till he got to his room. Sasori was in the room fixing some wood on his puppet which was splintering off.

I fell asleep in Deidara's arms. Sasori notices Deidara enter.
"Hey Brat" He said quite loud. Deidara shushed him instantly and laid me on his bed. Sasori looked at me. "She okay?" Sasori asks sounding concerned.
"She will be, un" Dei says. I stir in my sleep. "Tobi is also ill, un. Perhaps they got ill from something last night"
I wake up and run to the bathroom. I literally sprint down the hall. Itachi walks out of the bathroom and I run in before Kisame can enter.
"Hey that's my- ew" I was being sick into the toilet. "You look like s***"
"Thanks captain obvious!" I scold. I walk back to Deidara's room.
"That's what you get for steeling" Sasori says.
"I didn't- oh. YOU SPIKED THE ICECREAM!" I scream at him. "
"You ate the ice cream" He says blankly. He won this argument easily. Dammit. Tobi wobbles in. He looks worse than me, then again he did eat more."
"So it's Sasori's fault that Tobi and Amelia are ill" He says in his high pitched tone then his voice goes serious and deep "You better fix this." Sasori's head turned.

I hadn't realised this with being asleep and ill, and then mad, but Sasori isn't in his puppet, this is his actual self. He's cute.
"Sasori..." I mumble. He seems to hear me and looks at me.
"Yeah" he says, "You surprised to see me?" He smiles. I nod. I have only ever seen him in his puppet. Tobi didn't seem fazed by seeing Sasori's true self. Perhaps he's seen it before. His red hair looks so soft I just want to stroke it. I walk out. Why do I keep wanting to touch my fellow workmen. First Deidara with his beautiful blue eyes and his brilliant personality and long, soft; blonde hair, and now Sasori with his red eyes and hair and his young innocent face. Who's next? Kisame? I walk to my room and roll in a ball. I want to rip my hair out. I didn't realise this before but everyone I am working with is good looking. Some have God like features, others is down the personality. I mentally scream at myself.

I fall asleep in a ball on my bed. Being ill sucks when you want to break things. I stir awake. My head wont let me sleep. It is pounding. I should be fine, after all Sasori wouldn't want to kill me, would he? Maybe I should take something. Nah I can't be bothered to move.
"You know, none of this would have happened if you had just slept with that f******" Hidan stood in the door way. He wasn't wearing a shirt and he leaned there looking sexy. I bit my lip looking at him. I felt the bridge of my nose hurt so I gripped it slightly.
"Hidan, put a shirt on" I order him. He walks closer to me till he's at the edge of the bed.
"I don't think I will" he says with a smirk. My nose started to bleed.
"Please" I ask.
"No, you like looking at it" He says. Its true I can't take my eyes off him. I look away from him then look back. He's staring at me.
"Hidan-" He puts his finger on my lips.
"Don't open your f****** mouth, just promise me something" He says, he lays be back. "Go to sleep and then when you get better, sleep with me" He says. Before I can protest, he's gone. Great, so now I'm sleeping with Hidan, wonderful. I hope I'm ill for a long time.

Deidara came stumbling in. I looked at him.
"heyyyyy theree sexy thengggg" He is drunk. I roll my eyes at him.
"How much have you drank" I say to him. I sit him down.
" 2, un" He hold up 5 fingers. I lay him down.
"Sleep, Deidara, your going to regret drinking that much" Deidara pulls me close in a tight embrace.
"don't leave meh" He says. His hands lick my arms. "Hidany gave meh the drinkys,un." I loosened Deidara's grip on me.
"Go to sleep Dei, I aren't gonna leave you" He was already asleep. I sighed and snuggled up to him. Why do I keep ending up in bed with a man.