Tsukasa: So, that's why we're going to pick peaches!
Kagami: *eating chocolate* Yeah. That's great.
Tsukasa: And we can use them to make things. Like peach cobbler!
Kagami: *still eating chocolate* Sure.
Miyuki: ...You sure are eating a lot of chocolate...
Kagami: So?
Aya: You've been eating chocolate for the past two hours.
Suzuko: In fact, you've been eating quite a lot lately.
Kagami: And?
Tei: You're gonna get fat.
Kagami: Of course I won't.
Konata: *gets a scale* You're going to pay me five dollars for every pound you've gained.
Kagami: Fine. *gets on the scale*
Anju: What's it say?
Kagami: *gives Konata one hundred-fifty bucks*
Konata: Wow. You gained thirty pounds.
Umi: That is unacceptable! You have to go on a diet!
Kagami: But, that's gonna be hard!
Umi: Don't worry. We'll support you.
Kagami: Thanks, guys. I'll do my best.
Umi: Oh, and try not to let anyone like HONOKA distract you.
Kagami: Okay.
The next day
Kagami: *doing sit ups*
Arisa: Hello! How's it going?
Kagami: Fine, I guess. Just doing some sit ups.
Arisa: Oh. Would you like me to get you some water?
Kagami: Sure.
Arisa: Okay! *leaves*
Honoka: *comes in* GUESS WHO?
Kagami: Honoka, what do you think you're here?
Honoka: Helping.
Kagami: Oh, really? 'Cause it looks more like you're standing there and eating chips!
Honoka: *eating chips* That's not true!
Kagami: *sarcasm* Right...can you leave now?
Honoka: Why?
Kagami: You're distracting me.
Honoka: No, I'm not.
Kagami: HONOKA!
Kotori: Honoka-Chan, there you are! Was she bothering you?
Kagami: Yes.
Kotori: Come on, Honoka-Chan. Let's go. *drags Honoka away*
Honoka: *being dragged away* Kotori-Channnnnn!
Kagami: Ugh, finally, she's gone. Peace and quiet.
Arisa: *comes back* I've got your water!
Kagami: Oh thanks!
Three weeks later
Umi: Let's see...you have lost twenty-seven pounds.
Kagami: Meh. Good enough.
Umi: I guess everything worked out.
Haku: Not everything.
Eli: What do you mean?
Haku: Honoka gained weight.
Honoka: ...Uh oh...
Everyone except Honoka: HONOKA!
End
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Anime & Vocaloid
HumorA thing I made with my oc's, Vocaloids, Love Live, Sakura Trick, and some other stuff. May become dumb in later chapters. (NEW AND IMPROVED)
