Rin: OW. MY FACE.
Kotone: What happened to your face?
Rin: Meiko-Nee did it.
Kotone: Meiko...
Meiko: I said I was sorry, okay?
Rin: Oh, really? 'Cause that's not what I heard.
Meiko: YOU MUST BE GOING DEAF, THEN.
Rin: How rude!
Kotone: Meiko, stop being a jerk.
Meiko: I am not being a jerk!
Rin: Yes, you are!
Meiko: FINE! IF YOU THINK ABOUT ME LIKE THAT, SO BE IT. *stomps off*
Hours later
Meiko: This is terrible! People have been blaming me for their misfortunes. It's not my fault. They're just clumsy.
Luka: MEIKO.
Meiko: What is it?
Luka: Nozomi told me you blew up the microwave again.
Meiko: I didn't use the microwave today. Ask Madoka. She was cooking a burrito earlier.
Luka: Nice try, Meiko. You're not getting out of this one.
Meiko: Crap.
A while of fighting with Luka later
Meiko: These people are really starting to get on my nerves...
Iori: MEIKO!
Meiko: WHAT DO WANT FROM MEEEEEEE?!
Iori: Did you break my sword?!
Meiko: NO, I DID NOT BREAK YOUR DUMB SWORD.
Iori: LIES! ALL LIES.
Meiko: UGH. WHY IS EVERYTHING MY FAULT? I HATE MYSELF. *leaves*
In the kitchen
Meiko: Stupid people and their narrow mindedness. Ugh.
Kaito: Oh, hey, Meiko! Why the long face?
Meiko: Dude, can I ask you something?
Kaito: Sure.
Meiko: Am I a...jerk?
Kaito: *scoffs* Of course not! What makes you think that?
Meiko: Other people.
Kaito: They're just losers! They have no idea what they're talking about.
Meiko: Easy for you to say. You're not portrayed badly.
Kaito: Are you kidding? People think I'm an imbecile, a pervert, or some kind of pedo.
Meiko: Sounds terrible.
Kaito: Oh, it's terrible, alright. But, it's not like they know me personally, so I don't really mind it.
Meiko: That's different, as people think I'm heartless.
Kaito: Nonsense! You just happened to be a very blunt person.
Meiko: ...Really?
Kaito: Yep.
Ayase: What are you guys, a married couple?
Kaito: Shut up. What are you doing here, anyway?
Ayase: This isn't your house.
Kaito: So?
Ayase: So?
Meiko: So?
Kaito: So?
Ayase: So?
Meiko: So?
Kaito: So?
Ayase: So?
Meiko: So?
Kaito: So?
Ayase: Whatevs. *leaves*
Meiko: *sigh*
Kaito: *pats Meiko's back* You're just misunderstood. You're not a jerk, you're a very nice lady! Don't hate yourself, okay?
Meiko: Okay.
Nana and Nono: GROSS.
Meiko: WHATEVER.
End
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Anime & Vocaloid
HumorA thing I made with my oc's, Vocaloids, Love Live, Sakura Trick, and some other stuff. May become dumb in later chapters. (NEW AND IMPROVED)
