Anime & Vocaloid

The toilet

Nagisa: Ugh! I should've never let Miku convince me to participate in that water drinking contest!

Five seconds later

Nagisa: *flushes toilet and washes her hands* Phew! That's-what the...?

Mari: Hey, what happened-aww, sick! Toilet water! Did you clog the toilet?

Nagisa: No! It did that when I flushed.

Mari: Hmm...then someone else must've did it. Let's investigate!

Downstairs

Len: Rin!

Rin: Bro, why do you have a mustache?

Len: I "mustache" you a question.

Rin: Don't crack uncle jokes.

Len: I'm not listening.

Nagisa: GUYS!

Rin: What?

Nagisa: DID YOU CLOG UP THE TOILET?

Rin: Nope!

Mari: WHAT ABOUT YOU, BANANA BOY?

Len: No.

Nagisa: Oh.

Chika: What's going on...?

Len: Somebody messed up the toilet.

Chika: It's just a toilet! It's not a big deal!

Rin: UNLESS YOU DID IT!

Chika: No! It wasn't me!

Yumia: *sigh* Time to get out the big guns. Gackupo, I'll need your help.

Gackupo: Sure.

Karenka: You don't need to yell. We already get the idea.

Mari: No one's gonna hear us.

Karenka: Still...

Kanan: What if it was Nozomi? She's been eating some weird stuff lately.

Nozomi: ...What?

Nagisa: You're clearly guilty!

Nozomi: No, I'm not guilty. I can't be guilty if I didn't do anything, can I?

Nagisa: Right...

Kaito: You guys are just pointing fingers.

Mari: So?

Kaito: You have no evidence of anyone doing anything!

Nagisa: He's got a point.

Tei: This is a great opportunity for me to confess that I put cameras in the bathroom!

Everyone else: YOU WHAT?

Tei: Ehehe. My bad.

Chie: That's pretty useful. We can look on the video and see who did it!

Anna: No offense, but aren't we getting carried away over the latrine?

Mari: Yeah, but we're doing this in the name of justice!

Minami: ...Wow.

Kagami: That's just...wow.

A wee bit later

Meiko: I can't tell who that is.

Gumi: Is that Maki?

Nico: Maybe it's Doc.

Doctor Lamp: I don't go to the bathroom at night.

Kanna: It kinda looks like Kotone from here.

Kaito: Maybe it's a bowl of cereal.

Everyone else: ...

Kaito: Nevermind.

Yuzu: Gumi, you should know what to do, right? You're a tech genius and stuff.

Gumi: I'll try, but it'll take some time.

A few hours later

Gumi: I've done it! I know who it is! *shows everyone the camera*

Almost everyone else: YUU!

Yuu: ...Hehe...

Harupopo: Why didn't you tell us?

Yuu: I'M NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU THAT! IT'S EMBARRASSING.

Shizuka: Why, man?

Yuu: I think I ate too much of that chili last night.

Neru: I guess the mystery is solved.

Rin-Chan: But, someone clogged the bathtub drain with their hair nya.

Everyone else: AWW MAN!

End