Maki: Ugh... I'm having a really bad headache. Maybe some tomato juice will help-huh?!
Honoka: OI! WHAT'S HAPPENING?
Maki: Some bozo replaced ALL the food with leeks!
Miku: Oh...that was me!
Maki: Why would you do that?!
Miku: 'Cause leeks are awesome!
Maki: You fool!
Yukiho: Calm down!
Umi: But how can anyone calm down if they have to eat nothing but onions?
Sakuya: It reeks!
Nagisa: We have garlic here.
Kotori: Ugh. I don't like garlic.
Ayase: Why?
Kotori: The smell and the taste bother me.
Harupopo: The only good thing we have here is vegetable juice.
Maki: That should do.
Nana: There are so many leeks!
Nono: How long will this amount last us?
Matsuura: 2 weeks.
Anju: Awww...
Rina: It can't be that bad.
Nico: I guess we'll be having leek stew for dinner.
Nozomi: I guess so.
Meiko: Yeah. We still have sake at least.
Everyone else: ...
Eli: We're going to have to eat them all. We can't let them go to waste.
Miko: Yeah. I'll just eat some now.
Rin-Chan: That means we can't have ramen nya...
Hanayo: We can't have white rice either...
Rin: Shouldn't we be doing something...?
Arisu: I don't know.
Riko: Maybe.
Chika: Probably not.
Meiko: WAIT. I HAD A DREAM THAT LEEKS TOOK OVER THE WORLD. WHAT IF THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENS?
Kaito: *sigh* Silly Mei-Chan. That will never happen.
Meiko: Really?
Kaito: Really.
Meiko: If you say so. But don't say I didn't warn you.
Kaito: You didn't warn anyone.
Meiko: Oh.
Len: What do we do with all of them?
Meiko: *shrugs*
Luka: We could throw them out the window.
Nozomi: Nice idea.
Madoka: YEAH. LET'S DO IT.
Kotone: *gets a whole bunch of the leeks* Let's get started.
Hours and hours of throwing leeks later
Kaito: They're all gone. I guess we can get regular food.
Sarali: Way ahead of you.
Kaito: Oh cool.
Irara: Somehow, I regret throwing all those leeks out.
Rin: I don't regret a thing!
Nozomi: Guys, Meiko was right. The leeks will try to take over the world. That's what the cards told me.
Elise: *sigh* Nozomi-Chan, are you sure the cards aren't lying to you?
Nozomi: No, the cards never lie. Never!
Nagisa: Are you sure...?
Nozomi: I AM VERY SURE. WAIT TILL THE LEEKS COME GET YOU. *leaves*
Arisa: That sounded like something you'd say to get a little child to stay in bed.
Eli: You can say that again.
Neru: I honestly think that Nozomi's on a whole other level.
Mako: That's for sure.
Midnight
Everyone: *sleeping*
*RUMBLE RUMBLE*
Miyuki: What was that...?
Tsukasa: I don't know, but I'm getting scared.
*BOOM*
Miku: *looks out window* OH MY GOSH. GIANT LEEKS!
Everyone: AHHHHH!
Nozomi: Aha! I was right!
Dia: We don't have time to stand around. We have to do something.
Miko: We could just eat them.
Iori: *shudders* Do we have to?
Hanayo: Well, i-it's the only way. After all, the leeks are just food.
Tomoe: I guess we have no choice.
Miku: *sigh* Titans, Go...
Fifteen minutes later
Yuzu: We're here to eat you, leeks. Surrender, or face the consequences.
Dia: Please.
Leek: Sorry, but you threw us out the window instead of eating us.
Ruby: We're sorry. We we're joking around.
Tamaki: We were. But we're here to eat you now, okay?
Leek: Okay!
Everyone: *eats all the leeks*
At home
Anju: Oh, finally we're home.
Erena: You know what that means.
Everyone: *falls asleep*
End
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Anime & Vocaloid
HumorA thing I made with my oc's, Vocaloids, Love Live, Sakura Trick, and some other stuff. May become dumb in later chapters. (NEW AND IMPROVED)
