Anime & Vocaloid

Meiko and Kaito's fortune

Cryptonloids: *cleaning the attic*

Miku: I hate cleaning the attic. It's dumb.

Meiko: This place is a wreck, so someone has to clean it.

Rin: Why can't you do it by yourself?

Meiko: Because it's too big for one person to clean on their own.

Kaito: Who knows? We might find treasu-OOOOOOH. AN ENVELOPE.

Meiko: Watch out. Some of the floorboards might be loose.

Kaito: *gets hit by a loose floorboard* Ow. *picks envelope up and opens it*

Meiko: What does it say?

Kaito: *whispering* Meiko, we hit the jackpot. There's fifty thousand bucks here.

Meiko: *whispering* You're kidding.

Kaito: *shakes head* Not joking.

Meiko: We're gonna be rich! Twenty-five thousand each.

Rin: Twenty-five thousand what?

Kaito: Moolah.

Rin: GIMME.

Meiko: NO.

Kaito: THIS IS FOR ME AND MEIKO.

Meiko and Kaito: *make a run for it*

Len: ...What just happened?

Rin: Meiko-Nee and Kaito-Nii have so much money.

Len: Let's steal it from them.

Rin: Great idea.

Luka: Before you two go steal things, you have to help finish the attic.

Kagamines: Fine...

Two hours later

Rin: I saw Meiko-Nee put the envelope in her room. There's a security system inside this compartment in the wall.

Len: So?

Rin: You have to put your hand inside the compartment, but my arm's too short.

Len: I'll do it. What am I supposed to do besides putting my hand in there?

Rin: There's a plug inside of it that's powering the system. You just need to unplug it.

Len: Easy peasy! *sticks his hand into the compartment*

Rin: I'll keep watch. *keeps a lookout*

*beeping noise*

Rin: Eh?

*CRACK*

Len: AGHH!

Rin: Dude, shut up!

Len: MY ARM MY ARM!

Rin: Len, do me a solid and scream a little quieter.

Len: THIS IS THE WORST PAIN I HAVE EVER EXPERIENCED!

Rin: *covers Len's mouth* You are risking our chances of getting the money!

Meiko: I see you're trying to take our stuff.

Kagamines: *get electrocuted* AHHHHHHH!

Later

Rin-Kun: You want us to distract Ice Cream Man wan?

Len: Yes, exactly.

Hanayo: What exactly are we supposed to do to distract him?

Len: Anything! Something that'll keep him out of his room.