Call Me Kimmie

"Kimmie"licious

     Kimmie decided to go a little crazy with her look; she was wearing some high heels she got from the DG, a dress she made from the curtains at her house, and used a sharpie to draw on a head turning cat eye above those hazel eyes. Her mains Agathora and Dumplin' had the dank af look going on. Dumplin' practically painted that ashy eyeliner on like she had been in a bar fight. To keep it a little classy, she covered up her utter but let all the fur hang out. She had no intentions of remembering tomorrow. Agathora wore her fish nets like she was from Captain D's, and made sure her tiddies were bouncing with every flawless step she took. She was ready to put the spank on some boys. The girls toasted to a crazy night and started twerking and getting butt naked nasty in the crowd. Fog filled the stage like Kimmie wanted Harry to fill her hole. The boys were looking fly and started spitting lyrical miracles. Kimmie was getting down and dirty to One D's sick beat and midway through their hit single "D in yo V" she heard the voice of an angel bearing sweet pastries call out "Let's welcome Kimmie Louise Mustard to the stage !!" Kimmie thought the voices in her head were playing around again but not this time...IT WAS HARRY! Kimmie ran up to the stage like a ravenous wolf hungry for some meat (if you know what I'm saying). He spoke in his beautiful Irish accent and said "Hey Kimmie , would you like to say anything to the crowd." She didn't know what to do so she started laying down some sick Iggy rap, " hes shmo boi so do fil yo po ho brlkn dwn" Harry seemed a bit startled by this chicks musical talent so he whispered in her ear "Be in my tour bus with no diapee on around 8:00." She arrived and he was sitting on the counter stark naked covered in peanut butter slapping himself and saying "eh". He had never looked so marvelous. Kimmie decided she was going to take things to a whole notha level she ran to the nearest grocer and got the biggest slice of bread they had. She came back and asked if her Harry berry was thirst and he said "yes mommy", and boy did Kimmie like that. Kimmie then proceeded to lactate on Harry to quench his thirst. The large pieces of bread were then smashed around Harry and Kimmie remembered why she skipped lunch...she ate him like you ain't never seen a PB and Harry ate befo. After that little sexcapade Harry decided to spank Kimmie with his monster/mutant dildo collection...first the centaur, then the faun to be a little delicate, then the monstrous dino croc dildo to finish her off. They woke up laying on a twister board covered in peanut butter. Kimmie said " Omg Harry you sure do know how to treat a lady( as she flashed all three of her tits)." Harry couldn't believe he had lived without Kimmie for his whole life, he decided to invite her on tour so they could get they freak on anytime.