Call Me Kimmie

The Kimtastic Journey to the Concert

    Abruesca usually went out with the other hags for Saturday night bingo. Kimmie knew the concert was the following Monday and it would take the weekend to get there. She called up Agathora and told her the plan. Agathora said she got a job at the strip club and would be working all weekend and couldn't travel the journey, but she would try to get a plane ticket and get over there Monday. As soon as Abruesca and the girls left for bingo, Kimmie put the evil cats to bed and started packing her things. She was neva eva coming back to this horrid house. After her things were packed, Dumplin' meowed that it was clear. Kimmie ran out the door, hopped on her noble steed, and rode away into the night. Throughout the journey, Kimmie would stop at truck stops and get her freak on for some easy cash. Dumplin also dressed as a road whore and got her a few truckers too. By the time they were an hour out from Atlanta, the pair had made $7,000 in cash from their dirty escapades. Kimmie got butterflies looking at the 1D billboard. She felt like her boy Harry was staring right at her coochie. When they got to the city, they still had 7 hours before the concert so they checked out this club called  Sapphires House of Harlots, the only place that could handle their swag. Dumplin' said she was gonna go satisfy her kinky desires and left her main Kimmie all alone. Then, out of the crowd comes a peculiar, beautiful smirk.  "It's Evan." She whispered to herself. Before he spoke Kimmie already was squirming from her sexual want.
"Well hello beautiful creature."
"Hey fam, wrud."
"Looking into the eyes of beauty."
"Oh just take me now!" She screamed.
Evan took her to a private room in the back of the club. Once there, he threw Kimmie on the bed and started kissing her all over. She shivered as he climbed his way down her powerhouse body.  "Put on the suit!"  Kimmie whispered.
"What suit?" Evan asked.
"Your black suit from AHS season 1...."
"Whatever you want my fruity pebble."
Smirking, Kimmie said ,"aw yiss!!" The sex was the best she had had to the date. He was so passionate with her body and knew where to touch to make Kimmie squeal. He even pulled out the claws from Freakshow! Without thinking, Kimmie didn't even make her seducer use protection. She didn't care, it was lit. The morning after she couldn't even walk straight so she bought a walker and decided to pimp it out with hello kitty stickers and a few hand drawn penises. They had finally arrived! It was the biggest building tiny Kimmie had ever seen. Agathora met up with them there and had gotten a boob job and a butt lift just for the concert! Dumplin's switchblade got confiscated but other than that the way in was pretty chill. Kimmie, Agathora, and Dumplin' made their way to their seats and awaited the spicy musical masterpiece to begin.