The Friend Request Love Story ( Plus Bonus One-shots! )

Yuckie Gravity, He's ONLY Mine and just Kill that Flirt!

To Yuckie Gravity,

I don't know why I'm writing this filthy letter to a pathetic scientific thing like you talaga. I just found myself doing this because I'm so gorgeous kaya! Anong konek? Wala ka ng pake dun! Well, you can do nothing about it Yuckie Gravity! I'm a biatch and well, I'm proud of it so you better keep your mouth shut or I'll make sabunot on you! Understand?

Well, basically the 'REAL' reason is that, I want to command you. I want you to do something for me. Wag kang mag-feeling na I have no friends kaya ikaw ang hinihingan ko ng favor! I have lots of friends kaya and they're not plastic because I'm their Queen Bee! Basta, I have my dahilans with me and I'm desperate na talaga! I'll do everything for this!

Back to my command, I want you to make 'Cady Hernandez' fall for me! As in he'll fall for me HEAD OVER HEELS! Like he's gonna make 'luhod-luhod' infront of me and he'll tell me that he can't live in this world without me! Yung tipong he's gonna plead on me when he wants a kiss from me. Basta like that! I know na kapag naging boyfiee ko siya, I'll be the most popular girl in town! Super bonggacious talaga nun and add-ons pa yung super wafu and yummy ni Cady! For sure, mai-insecure lahat ng mga sl*ts in town! Mamamatay sila sa inggit pag dumating ang araw na yun! *evil laugh ng gorgeous flirt*

Ang kaso, may panira eh! May isang asungot na manggugulo sa dreamed love story ko! Based on my sources, Brisha Ravens ata yung name ni Flirt! Naencounter ko na sya when we're with Cady and she had to guts to talk to Cady even if he denied na kilala nya si Flirt. But after that, iniwan na rin kami ni Cady with his face na parang nabadtrip. So we asked him why but he just said, "It's none of your business so back off!" Kainis talaga yung Flirt na yun! That day nga lang pumayag si Cady na sumama samin sa mall tapos napurnada pa dahil sa walang kwentang Flirt na yun! Kakaiimbyerna! Psssh! Sarap pumatay ng malalanding kagaya niya! Arrggh!

Sa tingin mo Yuckie Gravity, may gusto si Cady kay Flirt? The heck wala naman siguro and I don't care na pala sa sagot mo. Nevermind my question! Basta ang isa pang command ko, don't let Cady fall on that Flirt! Just make him mine, ONLY MINE! Understand? Sundin mo 'ko or else, I'll slap your face both left and right! Stick that on your brain! Alam kong wala kang ganyang parts, pero still I'll make 'ganti' on you if you can't do my commands! Remember that!

P.S. Yuckie Gravity, He's ONLY Mine and just kill that Flirt! Am I clear?

Commanding you now na,

Elyzzie Buenaventura

***