Since it's Christmas, I thought I'd be jolly and upload 2 pages. Here are some Conspiracy theories that are related to Christmas. Most will freak you out and make you think, is Christmas really what I thought it is?
No.1- Santa is in fact Satan. This is for many reasons one of them being his favourite colour being red. Every Santa picture you will ever see will contain red. Another reason being he flies around the world with his supernatural powers the night before Christmas. And the last and most obvious Santa is an anagram of the name Satan. Is this enough evidence to back up my theory?
No.2- Coca-Cola actually invented the Santa which wears red. This links back to my first Conspiracy Theory. Do Coca-Cola know more about Santa than we do. Coca-Cola just randomly decided to make Saint. Nick, a kind man, wear red, a devlish colour. Are Coca-Cola insinuating Santa is Satan? Comment what you think.
No.3- Is Santa Claus actually dead? In 1985 ,a woman, who was 9 years old at the time, came down on Christmas morning to find her mother missing and Santa Claus at the bottom of her chimney dead, with a broken neck. The authorities then investigated this body in red at the bottom of this poor girl's chimney. The authorities said that this mysterious, white-bearded man was actually just her father. She then revealed her father was actually dead and had been for quite a few years. What do you think?
No.4- Does Santa Claus make Christmas time about him and not about Jesus' birth?Lets think about it? Most Christmas songs are about Santa and nothing to do with Jesus. Lets list all of them. Jingle Bells, Santa Claus Is Coming To Town, All I Want For Christmas Is You, Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer, Santa Baby, Sleigh Ride, Here Comes Santa Claus (Right Down Santa Claus Lane), I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus, Santa Tell Me and many more Comment any I've missed!
That's something to get you in the Christmas spirit! Christmas is a time to be with family, bond and most of all have fun. Remember Christmas isn't about Santa. It's about Jesus' birthday! Just to let you know I'll also be uploading another page for New Years Day. Thanks!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!
SEASONS GREETINGS
'TIS THE SEASON TO BE JOLLY
Xxx
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