Missing The Sheep

Massage Lines Aren't Gay When There's A Girl

George's P.O.V.

New Dude and Womb Hogger followed me into the rather dismal looking living room. I noticed Alex looked rather embarrassed by it but Ashton gently nudged her and told her his was the same. Though they didn't know it, him saying that brought a smile to my face- but for completely different reasons. Unlike her, I wasn't already infatuated by him- I just thought he would be good for my twin sister. But even I had to admit his pecs and abs were pretty admirable. Not that I'd ever say it aloud of course. There are certain lines a straight man should not cross when talking to another straight man. And by the way I had seen Ashton looking at Alexis, (and not just her ass) it was fairly obvious he was heterosexual. In my case... well, the things I did with Jessica Guarding at Derek's party last year definitely backed up my attraction towards females. Mmmm... Jessica Guarding... 

But she was history now. I just hoped that there were some pretty girls in London ready for all of this. And by this, I mean me. Just a note of clarification there. But apparently roofies were a big thing here and if that were the case I would make note to stay clear of the parties. I only need to rely on my incredible charm and charisma to get laid. Yeah, that's right, my ego's pretty damn big! Maybe because growing up with my brothers and Alex had caused me to keep it titantium plated so no one could pop it. You gotta be tough to make it in this family and keep a high self-esteem. 

I noticed Alex staring at Ashton's chest what she thought was slyly. I gained eye contact with Ashton and indicated towards Alex's gaze. He grinned widely but Alex was so entranced that she failed to notice. I rolled my eyes at her. For the girl who had knocked three guys out back home for bullying Matt and fractured my nose for stealing her barbie, she could be pretty shallow.

I cleared my throat to get her attention, and she tore her stare from Ashton's torso to my face somewhat reluctantly. "Yeah?" she asked. "You know, in many cultures it is considered rude to eye-rape a guest," I informed her. Ashton and I both laughed as Alexis turned a rather bright red. Because it was so easy to Alex blush, trying to make her do so had been a family favourite past time. The five of us boys took every opportunity to make her embarrassed- even David joined in, and he was supposed to be the smart, responsible one. It was basically a guy bonding exercise. Alex hated it.

I put my hand in my pocket, trying to locate the half of a cookie I had brought home from Subway. Finding nothing, I checked my other packet and as I withdrew my hand crumbs jumped out. I sighed. This had happened last time too. I picked up the brumbs with my finger and chucked them at Alex who growled. Getting a little scared, I switched target and flung them at Ashton. He opened his mouth and tried to catch them. What a resourceful boy, I thought. 

Once most of the crumbs had been either lost in the carpet or stolen my Ashton's mouth, I sat on the floor. Ashton and Midget followed suit and we sat in silence. After a while, I noticed a lack of feeling in my but. "My ass is numb," I thought aloud. Alex let out a snort of laughter and Ashton looked at her amused. Well if that doesn't make me feel like a third wheel...

"Hey, Alex, guess what song I'm humming!" I told her as I began humming the tune to The Climb by Miley Cyrus. It had been stuck in my head ever since I had heard it on the plane and I wanted to share it and make her annoyed. "Really? The Climb? You're humming to Miley Cyrus?" she asked incredulously. I nodded. "My go then. Ashton, you have to guess." she informed him and hummed By The Way by Red Hot Chili Peppers. I had heard her listening to it in the car. To my surprise, the new kid guessed right, and proceeded to hum Almost Easy by Avenged Sevenfold. He seem slightly shocked when I guessed it right almost immediately, but nodded in approval. The (rather lame) game continued for a while until we got really bored and formed a massage line. Yes people, a massage line. But Ashton and I had Alexis in between us, so it didn't look awkward. Well, not too awkward.