Tf2 One-shots [Requests Closed]

Dreams {Sniper x Reader}

(Kind of smutty. Just slight mention of sex and Sniper masturbating.)

"(Y/n), Oi love you." I kissed her, sliding my tongue into her mouth. She kissed back, wrapping her arms around my neck. I moved her to the bed in my camper, pinning her down. I kissed down her neck, and within moments, we were both naked. I kissed her again while I slid into her heat. She moaned into our kiss and I started thrusting.
"Sniper! I-I'm-!"
"Me too love." I kissed her a final time before I-

BEEP, BEEP, BEEP!

I opened my eyes to the morning light streaming through the window of my camper. I sat up, rubbing my eyes. Not again... I thought. I looked down at my lap, or more specifically, at my hard-on. I shook my head, and, grabbing a fresh pair of clothes, headed to my shower.
   I turned the water on cold, hoping that it would do something about my boner, but it didn't. Fuck it, I thought, might as well get it over with. I gripped myself, and closed my eyes, imagining it was (y/n)'s hand. She's so beautiful, so damn sexy. Why can't I tell her? Why do I have ta be so bloody shy around her? I started moving my hand, and the friction soon sent me over the edge. I came, moaning (y/n)'s name. Opening my eyes, I sighed, finishing my shower.

"Mornin' Slim!"
"Mornin'." I muttered. I walked into the kitchen of the base, towards my blessed coffee machine. I don't know how people function without the stuff. I put the filter in, as well as some hot water and the coffee grinds, and turned the machine on, waiting patiently. Engie sat at the table, eating bacon, eggs, and hash browns while reading the paper. Then Spy walked in.
"Good morning gentlemen."
"Morning Spy."
"Mm," I grunted. Spy looked at me sympathetically. We were good friends, both of us being professional assassins, and he knew about my little problem.
"Another dream?" he asked. I nodded. Engie looked up from his paper, knowing exactly what we were talking about.
"Again?"
"Yeah." The coffee machine dinged, and I poured myself a cup. While I took a sip, Spy spoke.
"While I see no problem with having the occasional erotic dream of a women, I think at this point it's a problem."
"Yeah, no shit. I'm a middle aged assassin, killing the same people over and over for a living, and here Oi am having wet dreams loike a damned fifteen year old bloke."
"Why don't ya just tell her?" asked Engie. I choked on my coffee.
"No."
"Why not?"
"Are you bloody kidding me? Woman loike that? No way in hell she'd go for a bloke loike me." Spy scoffed.
"Ou underestimate 'ourself bushman. Ou 'ave a certain, rugged charm to 'ou." I gave him a look that said, Seriously? He shot me back a look that said, Yes, I'm serious. Before I could give him a snarky reply, (y/n) walked in.

"Morning guys!" She said, her beautiful smile illuminating the room.
"Mornin' darlin!"
"Good morning mon ami."
"Morning." I grumbled. She looked at me, concerned.
"You okay Snipes?" I perked up hearing her voice again.
"Yeah, just trying ta wake up," I said, taking another sip of my coffee. She looked at me smirking. "Wot?"
"I don't know how you drink that stuff black."
"After awhile, you need the stronger stuff." She rolled her eyes, still smiling.
"Battle begins in ten minutes!" Everyone groaned when the administrator's voice rang over the intercom. (Y/n) chuckled and I looked at her. She looked back up at me and smiled.
"Back to the daily grind," she said. I laughed.

"RED team, wins!" I sighed in relief. Solly won't bother me today then. I set down my rifle and lit a cig, inhaling the poison to calm my nerves. Despite having about five hours to forget it, I couldn't take my mind off of that dream. I tried to take my mind off of it, as my friend from this morning was waking up again, when someone knocked on the door to my nest. Only one person ever comes up here with me.

" 'S open (y/n)." She opened the door and walked in, smiling as usual. Just seein' her face made me happy, but as she walked towards me, I watched her hips sway. I shook my head, trying to rid myself of the dirty thoughts clouding it.
"You okay?" I chuckled.
"That's the second toime you've asked me today sheila, Oi'm foine." She sighed, smiling.
"I know. I guess I just get worried." My heartbeat got faster.
"Worried? 'Bout me? Whoi?" She shrugged.
"I don't know..." Light color dusted her beautiful cheeks. Is-Is she blushing? Nah, can't be. Why would she be blushing around me. "Oh yeah!" She said, "You got a letter. I think it's from your parents." She handed me an envelope, mailed from Queensland. I smiled at my mum's handwriting on the front.

"Thanks." I opened and read it to myself.

'Richard,
  Hello my little joey. Hope you're doing well. Me and your dad are fine. We got your last letter. We're glad your doing well over in the states. You'll never believe what happened! Michael Johnson, you know, the Johnson's boy from next door? He's gone and gotten married! Lovely young girl, I think she's a doctor. That being said, when's your turn I wonder? Your dad and I aren't getting any younger, and neither are you! We want grandkids.What about that girl your always talking about in your letters? The way you talk about he, I'm surprised we don't already have a daughter-in-law! I've got to go now dear, ta!
-Mum and Dad

My cheeks flushed as I quickly close the letter. I looked over to (y/n). God I hope she didn't read any of that! She smiled at me.
"How are your parents?"
"Good."
"Any news?"
"Neighbor's gettin' married. That's 'bout it. Moi parents seem to think Oi'm gonna be next." She chuckled and looked out from my nest. She sighed.
"The sunset's beautiful, isn't it?" I followed her gaze. The sun was setting, painting the sky red, orange, and yellow.
"Yeah..." I turned back to her, her eyes still on the setting sun. She was beautiful. I wanted so much to kiss her, hold her, anything, and the more I stared at her, the more I realized: My parents are right. I'm not getting any younger, and even though I die everyday, one day, when my contract with RED is over, I'll die permanently.

"Hey Sniper? I- OW!" She screamed as a rock hit her face. I jumped up.
"Are you okay?!"
"I-I think so. Ah! It stings..."
"Here, let me see." She took her hand off of her head. She was bleeding a little, but other than that she was fine.
"You're jus' bleedin' a bit Sheila. C'mon, Oi'll fix ya up." I stood up and offered her my hand. Before we left, I looked out to see where the rock could've come from. Past the fence separatin' RED from BLU, I saw the BLU Scout high-fiving the BLU Demoman. I'm gonna kill those wankers tomorrow.

~Time skip~

"Hold still!"
"I can't help it, it hurts!"
"Well it's gonna hurt more if ya keep squirmin'!" (Y/n) finally stopped moving one enough for me to bandage her head.
"Thanks..."
"Yeah, no problem."

We sat there awkwardly for awhile, and I looked at her from the corner of my eyes. Even with a bandage on her head, she was the most beautiful woman in the world. She cleared her throat.

"Well, I-I'm gonna go now... See you tomorrow." She quickly got up and headed to the door. Before she could open it to leave, I yelled.

"(Y/n) wait!" She looked at me. I stared at her for a second, before walking briskly over to her. I stopped just in front of her, looking into her beautiful (e/c) eyes. Without thinking, I said the one thing that's been on my mind for months since I met her.

"(Y/n), Oi love you." I kissed her, sliding my tongue into her mouth. She kissed back, wrapping her arms around my neck. I moved her to the bed in my camper, pinning her down. I kissed down her neck, and within moments, we were naked, bare to each other.

That night, I didn't have to dream about having her.

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I got bored and I'm Sniper trash, sue me.