Tf2 One-shots [Requests Closed]

You're a Snake (Snake Hybrid! Medic x Reader)

I'M SO SORRY!!!

Guys, I'm so sorry I haven't posted in forever! I'm a senior in high school now, so I've had a lot of responsibilities lately and then Skyrim remastered came out and the mods are really cool and-

*deep breath*

Okay. Like I said I'm really sorry, but at long last I am back and ready to write!

SO! Without further ado, here's the first request! For Tf2HoneyBunny(that was asked for Saxton-knows how long ago...) I'm not too happy with how I ended it, but if I think of something better, I'll update it.

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Medic's POV

"Ach! Verdammt!"

I drop the needle I was holding, sticking my finger in my mouth to try and stop the bleeding.

Thank God there was nothing in there...

I picked up the needle, and stood up, looking out of the window as I did. The sky was orange, fitting for the holiday. I sighed. 

Halloween... God I hate it.

I set the needle down on my desk, turning my head to the full body mirror in my room.

I walked over to it, eyeing my reflection sadly. I slowly gazed over my body. Slipping the lab coat off, I can see the slight irritation of skin starting on the backs of my hands.

I reached up to my dress shirt, unbuttoning slowly. With each button and inch of skin revealed, I grew more disgusted. Smooth olive skin gave way to green scales. From my shoulders to the tops of my hands, I was a monster.

I looked my reflection in the eyes, the pupils turning to slits, yet retaining their ice-blue color. My sense of smell was heightened as I took a deep breath to calm myself.

Damn Merasmus. This is his fault! It's because of him that I've become this- this thing.

Archimedes cooed from his perch atop my bookshelf. The one GOOD thing to come out of this damned curse is that I can under stand what he says now.

"It's not so bad..."

I scoffed. "Are you kidding? I look like a botched handbag."

"Could be worse."

"How could it possibly be worse?"

He furrowed his tiny brow, ruffling his feathers.

"You could've been turned into a full on snake. Then you'd be out of a job."

"True." 

"Besides," he said, fluttering down onto my shoulder. "You look kinda cool. Bet (y/n) would love it."

I chuckled sadly. "Yeah right. If she ever saw me like this, she'd run screaming for the hills. Besides, she doesn't see me like that anyways."

"Well..." he said, trailing off. I raised an eyebrow at him.

"What?"

"I may or may not have read her diary..."

"WHAT?!" As I turned to yell at him, he fluttered to the top of the bookshelf again.

"In my defense! She had it open on her desk!"

"What were you doing in her room in the first place?!"

"You really think I just stay in your room all day? Bird's gotta have somethin to do."

I pinched the brow of my nose. "So what, you just snoop into the others rooms while I'm not here?"

"No! Maybe... Okay yes! But that's besides the point!" He flew to the top of the mirror. "The point is, I saw in her diary that she likes someone on the team!"

"Please," I said, walking to my dresser. I pulled out some pajama pants and changed whilst talking. "That could be anyone."

"Not everyone here has, and I quote! Ahem: 'Jet black hair with a perfect curl, cute round glasses framing the most stunning blue eyes, and a voice with an accent as deep and rich as molasses.'"

I blushed furiously. "Did- " I cleared my throat, horrified at my voice cracking. "Did it really say that?"

"Yup."

"You're positive?"

"Boy I am HIV positive!" (south park anyone?)

I rolled my eyes at his horrible pun, and tugged on my pants.

"Medic?"

Sheisse!

Hearing (y/n)'s voice close to the infirmary, I rush around trying to find something to cover myself with. I heard footsteps getting closer, and closer, and closer...

"Hey doc? I was wondering-" Her voice trailed off as she saw me...

In a My Little Pony doctor's coat.

I could see her chocking back a laugh. "What a," she chuckled. "Whatcha wearin' doc?"

I blushed furiously. "Um, it-it's mein halloween costume. A, um, a pediatrician..."

"Aww! That's adorable!"

"T-thank you. Um- what can I do for you?"

"Oh yeah! I was wondering if you had any sulfuric acid? I need it for a... thing."

I didn't ask what she needed it for, I never do."Sure Frau, follow me."

She trailed after me as I walked to the storage cabinet. I pulled out a small vile labeled H2SO4. As she took it, our fingers brushed. A spark of electricity ran through me it seemed. I was so lost in her (e/c) eyes, that I didn't notice my sleeve had ridden up.

"What's that on your arm doc?"

I quickly pull my sleeve over my hand.

*RIIIIIIIIIIP*

The sleeve fell to the floor, the weak stitching having given way to my forceful tug.

Silence permeated the air. She said nothing, just stared at the revealed skin. After a moment, she spoke.

"Wh-what happened to you Medic?"

"..."

"Medic?"

"...Merasmus..."

"Merasmus? As in Solly's crazy wizard roommate?"

"Ja. I um- I let loose one of mein expiriments and it eventually found it's way to him. It caused some havoc, and Merasmus put a curse on me."

"So, you're like this... forever?"

"...Yes."

She said nothing, just stared at me, a sad look on her face.

"Please frau, I know I'm a monster, just... Please don't say anything to the team."

She snapped her head up, a shocked look on her face. "A monster? Why would you say that about yourself?"

"Because it's true!" I slammed my fist on the operation table. She jumped, and after a moment of recovery, laid her delicate hand on top of mine.

"You're not a monster Medic. You're just even more unique. And if it makes you feel any better, I love reptiles, so I think you look really cool!"

"R-really?"

"Yeah. Besides, I- I like you no matter if you have some silly curse."

"You like me?"

"Y-yeah."

"Told ya!" Cooed Archimedes from the mirror.

"Shut up!"

"Um, doc? Who are you talking to?"

THE END