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More Obvious Than The Boner Of A Teenage Boy.

Week 2, Day 4

I need to talk to my mom today. She's been calling me nonstop since last week and I just haven't found the time to answer her. I don't have the time or energy for small talk. Having friends is hard work but I really can't complain. Amy is the world's best roommate; she cleans our room and I don't even have to ask. She knows where all my stuff goes and the room always smells like pine and mint. Jakob is beyond amazing for anything in life. He always carries around sanitary needs for his girl friends and he's saved my life at least once this week. Hunter is Hunter. He's been acting really strange lately. I can never tell whether he's going to be murderous or charismatic.

"Morning sleepy head!" Amy hits my head with a pillow and I groan.

"Just five more minutes!" I scream at her.

"You said that ten minutes ago. Now get up, you're going to be late." I sit up and glare at her. She stretches her hand out to me and I grab it.

"You're lucky I love you," I grab a bundle of clothes and run into the bathroom quickly. I have about fifteen minutes to shower and run to class.

Throwing on my blue and dark grey flannel with black combat boots, I run out the door to my Creative Writing class, Amy jogging next to me. "Sorry we're late, Mr. Lewis!" Amy and I sit next to each other and pull out our notebooks as Mr. Lewis just waves his hand and smiles at us. I write down on piece of scrap paper "what do u think of hunter?" and pass it to Amy. She rolls her eyes and writes back, "he's mysterious gurl, get over it. Now pay attention pls, we don't need you failing another assignment" I cross my arms and jut out my bottom lip. "I never failed!" I hiss at her. She smiles and turns her head.

The rest of the day is less than ordinary. I spend my hour in dance practicing with Alex, the only person nice enough to even look my way during the class. There aren't any meetings for Writing after my last class so I send out a text to Phoe, Amy, Jakob, and Hunter to meet at my dorm when they can.

Phoenix is already at my door when I arrive. "Hey there early bird!" I hug her and grab my key.

"Was that a fucking pun?" She crosses her arms.

"No," I giggle, "Not intentionally anyway!" I open the door and we sit on my bed, scrolling through tumblr. Amy walks through the door a few minutes later wearing a pink sparkly dress with ruffles on the side.

Phoe's mouth falls open, "What the hell are you wearing?"

Amy rolls her eyes. "It's a dare, don't ask."

I stand up. "I'm asking all right! Who did this to you?" As if it were planned, Jakob walks through the door wearing a matching pink suit. His right hand goes into the air and his left hand on his hip.

"Sup bitches, the queen has arrived."

My hand goes to my mouth while Phoe and I double over laughing. "I can't fucking breathe!" Amy stands there, pouting.

"Can I change now?" She whines.

"Aw hell no! We need a photo of this." Jakob hands me his phone so I can take a photo. I set the filter to chrome and snap about twenty shots before Amy runs off, the dress swaying magically as she does so. "You've never looked better, sweetie!" He calls after her. Meanwhile, Phoenix is curled up in the corner, practically dying from laughter. I reach my hand out to her and she gratefully takes it, wiping her eyes as she gets up.