Aries • I declare a war on... *flips a coin* England!
Taurus • and uh, um, to celebrate... the third day in a row without rain WE SHALL FEAST
Gemini • tell the King of Spain to fuck with me cause I don't care about his trading policy
Cancer • have a town meeting, I must hold every new born baby
Leo • LETS DEDICATE AN ENTIRE MONTH TO MY BIRTHDAY AND GET TURNT EVERYDAY
Virgo • sshhhhhh leave me alone.... I'm planning the next world war
Libra • I'd like to meet all of the other monarchs and I need a new dress and let's have a partayyy!!!
Scorpio • everyone in my kingdom either wants to kill me or fuck me #tru
Sagittarius • national get shit faced day, am I right???
Capricorn • PUBLIC EXECUTIONS
Aquarius • name all the planets in the solar system after me now
Pisces • can everyone just be happy pls
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Zodiac Signs
FanfictionThe signs Most of these are mine, but some are from the Internet.
