Zodiac Signs

The signs as criminals

Aries • serial killer

Taurus • meth cook

Gemini • cannibal

Cancer • bank robber

Leo • grand theft auto

Virgo • bomb maker

Libra • crack cocaine trafficker

Scorpio • pick pocketer

Sagittarius • dog fighter

Capricorn • involuntary solitude

Aquarius • stabber

Pisces • insurance fraud