Zodiac Signs

The signs and their 911 emergency

(I say 000 I'm just trying to fit in)

Aries • "I accidentally poked myself in the eye with my phone charger"

Taurus • it was a butt dial

Gemini • they locked themselves out of their house

Cancer • "MY CAT FELL IN THE TOILET!"

Leo • "I SAW A UFO!.... Oh wait no it's just a plane"

Virgo • "someone is in my house!" *it turns out to be their mum*

Libra • "I SHOT MY HUSBAND!"

Scorpio • "I GOT SAT ON BY A HIPPO :("

Sagittarius • "I slipped in the shower:("

Capricorn • "this is Jake from State Farm ;)"

Aquarius • "where is the nearest McDonalds?"

Pisces • "I was going for a walk and someone was following me :,("