Zodiac Signs

The signs during a zombie apocolypse

Aries • makes themselves the leader but always leads people into trouble

Taurus • complains about having to eat canned food

Gemini • forgets not to talk when zombies are nearby

Cancer • complains having to do shit but gets shit done

Leo • is constantly upset by the fact that their hair is oily

Virgo • demands that everyone should focus on bringing deodorant

Libra • tries to make sure everyone stays in a good mood

Scorpio • is happy now they can kill someone/something

Sagittarius • must prove that they can kill the most zombies

Capricorn • finds an actual safe place to stay in because everyone is incompetent

Aquarius • starts daydreaming then gets bit

Pisces • cries