Zodiac Signs

The signs when they stub their toe

Aries • "GOD FUCKING DAMN IT" *breaks down the door*

Taurus • "SHIT!"

Gemini • "FIGHT ME YOU STUPID DOOR!"

Cancer • "FUCK" *sobs* "YOU" *sobbing intensifies*

Leo • screams while lying face down in a bed

Virgo • "THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF I WAS WEARING SHOES!"

Libra • "goodbye cruel world!"

Scorpio • *rips door off hinges* "NO MORE"

Sagittarius • *hits the door* "STOP"

Capricorn • *bites their fists and silently screams*

Aquarius • "THAT DOOR WASN'T THERE BEFORE!!!"

Pisces • "whyyyy meeeee??"