Zodiac Signs

The signs at a wedding

The reception had just started and Scorpio was still being yelled at for yelling out "don't do it!" during the I do's. Taurus was so damn hungry that they had already eaten two plates of food. Aries was already so bored, they decided to take advantage of the open bar to start their own drinking game.
Meanwhile, Gemini, was photobombing the bride and grooms wedding photos, while Virgo was telling everyone that their personal wedding would be so much better. Sagittarius had developed the hots for one of the waiters and was trying to score a phone number. Leo was blabbing on and on into the microphone during what was supposed to be a toast. Aquarius was too busy wondering if anyone would notice that the gift they gave the newlyweds was an old birthday present. Pisces was the drunk bride dancing around with their cat, while Capricorn was trying to leave with out anyone noticing. When the bouquet was thrown libra and cancer fought to the death to catch it.... Oh god.