- There is an authors note every ten seconds
Percy smiled at Annabeth.
A/N OMGS HE SMILEZZZZ
Annabeth laughed at his expression.
A/N EEKK
They leaned towards each other
A/N ASDFGHJKL THEY GONNA KISSS
-_-- Order of chapters
A/N
Chappie One
Authors note
Chappie Two
Authors Note
Sorry
Chappie three
Chappie four
Plz read, discontinued- When the author says that they don't like PJO anymore ( Le gasp )
Hey peeps,
I don't like Percy Jackson, it's sooo babyish.
I have a new account, LittleEinstein10 cause my new thing is Little Einstein. Bai.
~PercyFangirlTillDeath- When the authors expect 17274745273949593817264994 votes or they won't update the next chapter.
- When the authors be like fairies and make everyone a demigod.
*taps One Direction's head* you a demigod
*taps 5sos' head* you a demigod
*taps Shakespeare's head* you a demigod
One Direction: .......
5sos: Wha?
Shakespeare : Who art thou
- WHERE IS GROVER
- Authors forget important facts like the fact that Hazel is fourteen and wouldn't go to Goode High School.
-_-- Authors be like "I'll update in a day or two!!!!!11!!1!!!"
*Two years later*
Sorry guyz, I had to go to my friends house.
- WHERE THE HECK IS GROVER PEOPLE
- Kissing scenes be like Percy and Annabeth crashed their lips together
911: Please state your emergency
Me: I think there has just been a collision. Of lips.
*cue horror movie music*
911: I will see to it immediately because I totally know where this Camp HalfBlood is #EveryoneIsADemigod
- I THINK IVE ALREADY SAID THIS BUT WHERE IS GROVER?!?! HES AWESOME BUT HE HAS DISAPPEARED
- It's all right Grover, Camp Jupiter has disappeared somewhere over the rainbow too!!!!!
- "Yep" Piper squealed, popping the p.
"Up," Percy giggled, popping the p.
"PICKLES." Bella and Ani squealed in unison, popping the p.
"No." Nico said, popping the imaginary p.
- Everyone is called by their ship names.
"Hey!" Percabeth called.
"S'up," greeted Frazel
"I love foodddd!" Shouted Bellood (Bella + food)
- Rachel be like "OCTY I WUV U BABE!!1!!!111!! in Octachel fanfics
- A whole bunch more stuff that I'm not going to list
Thanks for reading! Blue cookies to all!! ^.^
~Bellaaaaa
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What I Absolutely Detest About PJO Fanfics
RandomCliché Percy Jackson fanfics, we all hate 'em. With that said, if you do like the clichés or you get offended by these types of books then this isn't the book for you, bye! *waves* Well, now that that's taken care of, let's go ahead and make fun of...