- Percy Achilles Jackson: Guardian of Le Hunt Thingy
Percy: *walks into da throne room*
Zeus: YOU THERE YOU ARE DA GUARDIAN OF DA HUNT CAUSE ARTEMIS ISN'T DOING A GOOD JOB EVEN THO SHES BEEN DOING GREAT FOR THE PAST THOUSAND YEARS
Artemis: -O- NUHHHHHH
Percy: *sighs* fine. Imma been through Tartarus and stuff so Imma depressedddddd
*at Le hunt*
Hunters: Imma not like Percy cause he's a boy *prank Percy a gazillion times*
Percy: *sniffs* I HATE YOU ALL CAUSE THIS HURTS MAH FEELINGS EVEN THO I WAS IN TARTARUS AND ALL THAT SHIST
Artemis: *kills her hunters* IMMA LUV U PERCY U SO HUNTIFUL
Pertamis: *make out*
Annabeth: DA HADES—*dies cause she's irrelevant to dis plot line*
- Why are the gods always at the throne room?!?!
IF IT ISN'T A SOLSTICE THEY AREN'T GATHERED AND I JUST NEEDED TO GET THAT OFF OF MY BRAIN SO YEAH
- Since when do schools have 1838483 Greek mythology classes?
*sighs* if only I could go to Goode...
It's classes are just so goode *winks* see what I did there?
- In Chaos fanfics Luke ALWAYS ends up with Bianca...
No comment.
- The demigod's children's names:
Percabeth: Silena Zoë Beckendorf Luke
(I actually feel bad for that chick)
Jasper: Beauty Dove Lightening Silena
(Just just no)
Frazel: N/A
- Percy: I HATE U ANNABETH
Annabeth: Uh Percy I kissed my brother on the cheek...
Percy: HOW DARE U DO DIS TO MEH IMMA GO HANG OUT WITH SOME DUDE I FIND ON THE SIDE OF THE STREET
Annabeth Have fun?
Chaos: lol Imma kidnap u
Percy: YESSHHHH IMMA GO TO YOIR PLANET AND HAVE FUNNNNNN
*1920482881923 chaos years later*
Percy: *sasses the gods* *teleports to CHB*
Annabeth: Hey there Imma depressed cause I'm apparently not an independent woman I need Percy
Aphrodite: And I need my Percabeth *frowns*
Percy: IMMA HATE YOU AND—*takes off hood*—IMMA IS PERCY
Annabeth: .O.
Camp Half Blood: *O*
Percy: *makes out with Zoe*
*Annabeth dies somewhere along the way*
- Percy always thinks that Annabeth and such won't be alive because it's 1939392002 chaos years which ends up being 5 earth years...
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I am so done with fanfics
- Where are Mr. D and Chiron when everyone is sitting at other peoples tables and acting like kids????
- *rides out on Rainbow with Tyson cause we be so swag* so idek what to do for April Fools day, this is just a normal chapter if you can call this normal lol
I'm starting to write a Fanfiction about a daughter of Demeter so would any of you guys read it if I published it?
#ShamelessSelfPromo
Oh and just wondering how old do you guys think I am XD I had one person say that I sounded like I was ten :3
Byeeee
~xXGirlOfTheNightXx
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What I Absolutely Detest About PJO Fanfics
De TodoCliché Percy Jackson fanfics, we all hate 'em. With that said, if you do like the clichés or you get offended by these types of books then this isn't the book for you, bye! *waves* Well, now that that's taken care of, let's go ahead and make fun of...