What I Absolutely Detest About PJO Fanfics

Have A Goode Day, iPhone Blues and Poseidon's Abundance of Children

(A/N So I actually made a "What I Absolutely Detest About Harry Potter Fanfics" and I posted the first chapter!!!! :3)

- Goode fanfics plot line:

Chappie One: The gods make the demigods go to school blah blah boring stuff

Chappie Two: They arrive at Goode and some cheerleader flirts with Percy and some dude flirts with Annabeth

Chappie Three: They get their mansion and their cars blah blah blah

Chappie Four: Idk I've deleted the book from my library by now

- Annabeth's only battle moves are judo flips...

If she used them every once in a while that would be cool but every chapter...not so much

- There are siriusly references to different bloody fandoms everywhere.....

- No electronics at Camp Half Blood.

*sees girl with iPhone* STOP IN THE NAME OF THE UN-CLICHÉ SQUAD

Girl with iPhone: o.e

Me: Hand it over hunny

Girl with iPhone: *whispers* neverrrrrrrrr

Monsters: *stomach growls* YUMMY *eats girl with iPhone*

Girl with iPhone: x.x

Me: *shakes head* they never learn..

- Annabeth either cheats on Percy with another son of Poseidon or a son of Apollo.

- Leo suddenly forgets about Calypso and dates the OC

Calypso: ...Wow metal head

Leo: I love you Sunshine— *sees main character* OOHH

Calypso: ... *knocks main character out with her purse*

The fandom: *highfives Calypso*

- When Percy sees his brother their conversation be like

Dylan: Who r u

Percy: Who da DiAngelo r u

Dylan: Me ask u

Percy: Me ask u

And so on...

- Percy's brother is always named Dylan or the son of Apollo that Annabeth cheats on Percy with...

I guess that Dylan's are Annabeth's type like Katherine's are for the dude in "An Abundance of Katherine's"

- The annoying cheerleader's name is always Tiffany..

I feel bad for all of those cheerleaders and for all of those Tiffany's out there....

- Not every daughter of Aphrodite is a charm speaker...

Just saying.

- Children of Apollo don't control light but they can curse people to rhyme or talk in poems..

*looks at little sister evilly*

- So One Direction are all demigods yet they haven't been eaten by monsters yet...

- Apparently One Direction are demigods..

Once I read a Fanfiction where Percy died and was reincarnated as the main dude from One Direction.

HOW OLD WAS PERCY WHEN HE DIED???? THREE???

*faints at the stupidity*

- And I'm finished XD

I'm actually starting to run out of ideas...

Sorry if this chapter seemed kinda lame

*floats out of da stadium*