(Dedicated to HoOforever for the amazhangly sweet message on my message board)
- The main character always beats Annabeth in a sword fight like no...
She would disarm you like as in dis arm go bye bye
But of course ambrosia could just heal her cut off arm -/_-
Leo: WHA—
Me: ...Don't even start
- Hazel knows nothing like no abbreviations and then lo and behold the next day she's all up to date...
*sighs* I wish I could do that...
(What does tbh mean I actually don't know guys halp XD)
- Dress codes?
Well they seem to have disappeared...
Because otherwise I don't think that you could wear that crop top and booty shorts but hey, that's just me.
*sighs* In my school I have uniforms and on the one day a week we can wear anything we want we can't show our shoulders or even have our knees uncovered...
- "I looked around my cabin and put on the first thing that I saw, smiled, and left."
Woah.
Hold up.
Camp Half Blood has the super cute orange shirts that are kinda like a uniform but not really.
If fangirls who don't go to Camp Half Blood have those shirts and wear them daily then you can definitely do it.
Fangirls: Psh no *looks from side to side*
Me: Mhmm? I know that you have at least one in your closet.
Fangirls: *hide the Camp Half Blood shirt*
Me: *sings* Bustedddd
- Nico lost his aviator jacket in BoO
Just saying.
- "Percy looked at me, his blue orbs—"
Me: *deletes book from library*
Me: *loses faith in humanity*
- The gods blood is golden ichor.
*brings out a stamper*
Bella approved.
- Monsters: *advance towards cliché main character*
Me: *eats popcorn* WOOH GO MONSTERS!!!
Main cliché character: nuh *kills monster*
Monsters: lol imma swag *die*
Me: *puts down flag*
Me: humph
- Thalico truth or dares:
• kiss in front of Hades, Artemis and Zeus
• Uhhhh the first one
Creativity people
- Hello from the other sideeee
I must've read cliché fanfics a thousand timessss
I really don't know what I'm doinggg
I'm just going to stop nowww
Nah I'm such a rebelll
- I'm done. *pounds gavel*
So I actually went on a fanfic reading spree so that I could get some ideas for this book XD
I won't be updating this every day like I used to lol because I have school and all that shist but I'll update when I can!
Bye guys,
-_-_-_-_-Leo: WHALE!!
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What I Absolutely Detest About PJO Fanfics
RandomCliché Percy Jackson fanfics, we all hate 'em. With that said, if you do like the clichés or you get offended by these types of books then this isn't the book for you, bye! *waves* Well, now that that's taken care of, let's go ahead and make fun of...