Aries: I dropped my cp down the stairs again Autumn help me i think its broke
Taurus: Wow I was going to send u a pic of popcorn but I ate it and forgot
Gemini: Nigga thats a egg
Cancer: I love you like the older sister I always wanted
Leo: She's not your wife cuz she had my kids
Virgo: You cant eat pancakes at 4:44 in the afternoon!!!
Libra: What is ~ during the winter? A ho ho ho.
Scorpio:Jacking off to Teletubby porn
Sagittarius:Correction
* i have a cold give me popcorn NOW before i sneeze on you ( i sent this one)
Capricorn:Autumn stop smoking weed -_-
Aquaries: Heyyyy girl i got my beard cut
Pisces: The fuck goes on in your head
I just want popeyes and poptarts.
