Aries: "I wrestle Santa's evil twin"
Taurus: "I go snowboarding with a pig"
Gemini: "Nico buys Happy Meals for the dead"
Cancer: "I drive my dog into a tree"
Leo: "I take the worst bath ever"
Virgo: "I set myself on fire"
Libra: "We play the Game Show of death"
Scorpio: "I put on a few million extra pounds"
Sagittarius: "I have a dam problem" That me
Capricorn: "I break a few extra rocket ships"
Aquarius: "Everyone hates me but the horse"
Pisces: "The vice principal gets a missile launcher"
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