Aries: Justin Bieber
Taurus: Minions
Gemini: urself
Cancer: Month of October
Leo: Pepe
Virgo: Donald Trump
Libra: homophobic ppl
Scorpio: moldy breadsticks
Sagittarius: Memes
Capricorn: Nothing about u is trashy bc u are perfect
Aquarius: u smell like life jackets 24/7
Pisces: dead birb
Why are all of my friends dead when i need them?
