Aries: the one that juggles chainsaws
Taurus: the knife thrower
Gemini: the magician
Cancer: the puppets master
Leo: the ringmaster
Virgo: the acrobat
Libra: the tightrope walker
Scorpio: the fire breather
Sagittarius: the clown
Capricorn: the contortionist
Aquarius: the flying trapeze artist
Pisces: the ribbon dancer
