Aries: I'm telling you, you have no friends
Taurus:🍻🍷🍹🍶☕🍵🍼🍺🍸🍪🍰🍩🍦🍧🍴🍨🍫🍬🍭🍮🍯🍳🍔🍣🍤🍟🍗🍝🍖🍕🍜🍱🍞🍙🍚🍛🍲🍥🍎🍢🍌🍡🍠🍘🍄🍏🍊🍋🍅🍆🍇🍍🍓🍒🍑🍐🍉🍈🌰🌽🌮🌮🌭🌭🌭🤖all the food in the world!!!!!!#@mazing
Gemini: I showed people our messages and now everyone in 7th grade thinks that youre a lesbian
Cancer: No I'm Athena
Leo: You're the daughter of Apollo meaning you are my child
Virgo: You were an ugly baby
Libra: I sleep with stuffed animals so I don't need no man
Scorpio: Answer your phone or I'll tell everyone you sucked dick when you were five In my defence it was a dildo and I didn't know what it was and I was actually 7
Sagittarius: I am I'm a mean crybaby boss I said this
Capricorn: I thought you were a boss bosses don't say that
Aquarius: Except my weirdness
Pisces: #$0jellousrightnow😢😱😱😣😣😖😔😪😾
