Be stupid John Egbert:
Yay! You are John Egderp! Not really! You are John Egbert! :D You are studying Dave's face. You know that now is the time to tell Dave and if you don't tell him now, you will never forgive yourself. You take a deep breath, gathering up your courage.
"Dave, I...I want to tell you something."
"Sure thing Egbert. What is it?"
You push your glasses up nervously. "Well, umm, I wanted to tell you that..." you pause for a moment, hoping you will be able to stay friends with the amazing Dave Strider after this. "I wanted to tell you that I really like you a lot. In a more then bros kind of way." You close your mouth and stare nervously at Dave. He seems shocked. You managed to surprise the Dave Strider. But that is besides the point now.
Dave pulls his sunglasses down to look at you with his amazing red eyes. "Really John? You mean it?"
You nod. "Yeah." You hear him take in a deep breath and wince as you imagine how he will reject you.
"I like you too, dude. More then bros."
You smile in shock and you both move to kiss. You can feel his lips against yours and they are deliciously soft and warm. You -
You bolt up in bed. You, John Egbert, are NOT A HOMOSEXUAL!!!!!!!!! You can't believe you've had this dream! Wait, no. You can't believe you've had this NIGHTMARE!!!!!! What exactly does it mean? What is your subconscious trying to tell you? You must ponder these questions while the narrator goes on a rampage in her head because that was NOT supposed to be a dream!!!
Be the amazing Dave Strider who loves Apple Juice and is rather sad right now:
You bolt up in bed. You, Dave Strider, just had the best dream ever. You sigh in happiness as you remember the dream but then sigh in sadness as you remind yourself it wasn't real. You are now rather sad. It's depressing to think that the dream you've had isn't real. You think, no, you know, this has been the best dream you've ever had. You touch your lips softly as you remember the passionate kiss you and John shared in your dream. You close your eyes and try to go back to sleep. You hope that when your eyes finally close and you drift back off into the land of dreams you shall relive this wonderful dream. Slowly, your eyes close and fall asleep thinking of John
You groan as the sunlight comes in through your window. You're not ready to get up yet. You were having another dream about John. This one had been just as good as the other. You toss and turn trying to avoid the light. You even try to see if the light will go away if you flip it off. Unfortunately, it doesn't work even when you use both hands. You grumble and bury your head under your pillow.
Then, you throw the pillow aside as you hear your phone ring. Could it be? Yes, it is. It is your best bro, John Egbert. It is your crush. Your one true love. Your -
You stop yourself and shake your head. While you wish it could happen, and you're sure it would, but there is one small problem. A problem that makes your love for John nearly unbearable. John is not a homosexual. You feel your eyes tearing up as you remember this. No. Stop it eyes. You are not supposed to do that. Striders, particularly Dave Striders, do not cry. They answer the phone. Just like you are doing now.
You barely manage to get out a, "Hey John," before John is yelling into the phone and therefore into your ear.
"DAVE I THINK MY SUBCONSCIOUS IS TRYING TO TELL ME I REALLY AM A HOMOSEXUAL!!!!"
You feel a small smile curve your lips. You think those might have been the best words you have ever heard come out of John's mouth. You think, this might just be a wonderful day.
YES! BOTH OF YOU ARE NO LONGER DEEMED STUPID IDIOTS WITH SMALLER-THEN-A-MOLECULE SIZED BRAINS!!!!! I mean, at first, you almost got me John. Hahaha! I was really angry there for a minute! Lucky you came to your senses! Hehehehe...
