"SANS! WHY ARE YOU SO LAZY?" Papyrus says. "because." Sans pauses. "nothing gets under my skin." I high five him as I cook because, well, Papyrus can't cook. "hey papyrus, what do you call a dumb skeleton?" Sans asks. "WHATS YOUR NAME AGAIN?" Papyrus asks. "uh, sans." Sans says. "SANS." Papyrus says. "okay, i walked into that one." Sans says. "YEA, YEA YOU DID. NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!" Papyrus says. "Breakfast is ready, guys." I put three plates of spaghetti in front of everyone. "Sorry I couldn't make anything else. There were no other ingredients." I say, scratching the back of my head. "it's okay. i'll eat just about anything." Sans says. "How?" I ask.
"magic."
They both take a bite. "WOW, Y/N! THIS TASTES DELICIOUS!" Papyrus screams. "yea, i agree. this is pretty good." Says Sans. "Thanks." I say as I sit down at the table and eat. There wasn't much conversation, though, after we all ate, Papyrus said: "WOWIE! THAT WAS THE BEST SPAGHETTI I HAVE EVER EATEN! THE GREAT PAPYRUS ASKS IF I CAN HAVE COOKING LESSONS!" I giggle and answer. "Sure, why not."
"Hey, you guys want to watch a movie?" I said. As I said that, all the lights turned off. "wow, isn't that just delightful?" Sans said. "SAAAANNNSSSS!" Papyrus screamed. I laughed and all of a sudden, I see a blue light coming from Sans' face. "don't worry, i got it." I hear him say, as he faces me. All I see is the slight illumination of a skull and a blue eye. I yelp for a second, as that scared me. "oh did that scare you? i guess I won't use it then." Next thing I know, it just goes black again. "D-dammit Sans!" I say laughing. I hear Papyrus find his way upstairs, as if to get away to puns. "aww, is little y/n afraid of the dark?" Sans asked. "N-no, I just feel like someone will jump out and kill me if I'm walking around in the dark." I say. It was true that I fear walking in the dark, but sleeping and sitting, I'm fine. "i wouldn't kill you, you know." He says. "I know but, s-still. It doesn't h-hav-ve to be you to kill me." I say. I feel a cold and bony hand wrap around mine. "c'mon, i'll take you to the couch." He said after I started to blush. "here, sit." Sans said as I sat down. "damn, you're awfully quiet." He said as he let go of my hand. I saw the blue illuminating again. "S-sorry. I'm just... Thinking about things." I say. "oh yeah? what kind of things?" He asks, obviously curious. I sigh. "Do you think even the worst person can change? That anyone can do better if they tried?" I say. "yeah, but. i'm not getting what you're saying." He said. "I'm sorry, I'm not making sense, am I?" I said. I yawned. "I guess I'll just take a nap then." I say. "alright, sweet dreams, kid." He says as I drift off....
*Heh, I did it didn't I? My hands are covered in black dust as I walk up to Papyrus *I know what to do here. I smiled and got a bag from my pockets. "PLEASE, STOP, Y/N. FROM THE WAY IT LOOKS, IT LOOKS LIKE YOUR LIFE IS GOING DOWN A DANGEROUS PATH. HOWEVER! I WILL HELP YOU PUT YOUR LIFE BACK ON TRACK!" He says. *Heh, what a loser. I take a step forward. "OH, ARE YOU OFFERING A HUG OF ACCEPTANCE? WELL, I GREET YOU WITH OPEN ARMS!" *Papyrus is sparing you.
*Haha, SPARING me? This has to be a joke! I swing at Papyrus with my knife and hold out the bag. His dust collects in the bag. No comment. I walk on...
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"do you think even the worst person can change? that anyone can do better if they tried?" Sans says. I take a step forward. "well, here's a better question. d o y o u w a n n a
h a v e a b a d t i m e? because if you take another step forward, you're really not gonna like what happens next. I take a step forward. "welp, sorry, old lady. this is why i don't make promises." I laugh and throw Papyruses ashes on him. "dust? what're you trying to do here, kid?" Sans says. "*Oh, I thought your brother might like having his remains sprinkled all over the things he loves" I say. "you just crossed the line, kid." I laugh and strike everywhere around him and slash him. He starts... bleeding? "so...
guess that's it then... just... don't say i didn't warn you...." He says. He stands up. "welp, i'm going to grillby's.... Papyrus, you want anything?" He walks off. *What the fuck? Is he alive?
I woke up, and I started crying. "hey, you okay kid?" Sans said. I sat up and held my arms out, inviting him for a hug. "hey, it was probably just a bad dream." He said hugging me. I saw a blue blush dusting across his face from the corner of my eye. "shhhh, it's alright, kid." He said. "Ha... Don't want to let go...." I said. Maybe that was too weird. "don't worry, I won't."
