Puns

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After a few hours, Sans, Papyrus, and I watched a movie. After the movie sans told me I could sleep in his room. "No, it's fine, I'll just sleep on the couch." I said, as Papyrus walked into his room. We argued for a minute, then he gave up and threw a pillow and blanket to me. "night, kiddo." He said. "Night, Sans." I said. I lay on the surprisingly comfy couch and fall to sleep.

"I think it came from over here.
Oh! You've fallen down, haven't you...
Are you okay? Here, get up...
...
Y/n, huh? That's a nice name.
M y n a m e i s..."

I woke up and thought: Damn, if only I could sleep a bit longer. The wind howled through the window and snow turned in to hail. "heya. up early, huh?" I heard a voice say. I turn around and see Sans looking at me from the second floor's rail. "I guess I was woken up when it started hailing." I say, rubbing my eyes. "well i guess you could say..." He started. "SANS NO!" Papyrus shouted from his room. "all hail broke loose." He says. I giggle at his pun. "God," I start. "Winter- the days of shovelry." I say. Sans started laughing. "DAMN IT Y/N!" I hear Papyrus scream. "Whoa, didn't know he could curse." I say. "he tries not to." Sans says, snickering. "hey, did you hear about the stressed snowman west of Snowdin?" Sans asks. I shook my head. "SANS!" Papyrus screamed. "yea, the stressed out snowman was acting flaky. that was, until he had a meltdown. and finally he was indicted for having a slush fund." He says, sitting next to me. I burst out laughing. "Okay, this topic could be on thin ice. Snow more puns! Even if they are really cool!" I say. Me and Sans start laughing. "I DONT KNOW WEATHER TO BE MAD OR RELIEVED RIGHT NOW! NYEH HEH HEH... Heh..." Papyrus shouts. "Well, there s'more on the way, Papyrus." I say. I hear a groan from upstairs. "heh, i think he broke." Sans says. "Don't worry, he can always go to a snow bank." I say. "agreed." Sans says. We both laugh. "Okay, snow more puns." I say, catching my breath. "fine." He says. "wanna watch tv?" Sans asks. "Sure." I say. He turns on MTT channel, and watch the news.

Hello beauties, gentlebeauties, and celebeauties. We have received reports that there will be a blizzard for at least a week. Please stay inside to stay safe. Also, I am making a new movie. Anticipation strikes! No info other than it's starring yours truly~. Stay safe, darlings!

"At least a week?" I scoffed. "i didn't have to bring you here, ya know." Sans says. "True, but also, who needs to go outside?" I say. He nods in acceptance. "you know, Y/N, you're really fun to have around. it's nice having someone who likes puns as much as i do." I look down and blush. Does he like me? I do kind of like him too. "Thanks." I say. What else was I supposed to say. Oh, I love you too? "I guess it'll be a fun week for you then."

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