Sans gave me his jacket because the window was broken and it was really cold outside. We sat back down on the couch. "i'm so sorry about all of this..." He said, leaning his head back to look at the ceiling. "No, it's okay, really." I reply. I look over to Sans. He's still blushing. "mettaton sure is a slut, huh?" He says, blushing slightly more. I remembered what Mettaton said. "Y/N, if you weren't with him, I'd definately be banging Sans." I even blushed a little then. I joined Sans in staring at the ceiling. I was lost in thought for a moment. "i didn't realize he would say, *ahem*, that." Sans' voice broke into my thoughts. "the bone zone is closed for him." He said, smiling lightly. I had to giggle a bit too. We both stopped looking at the ceiling. He turned on the tv and Mettaton was still on.
SHALL WE GET A REPLAY ON EVERYTHING~?
We watched as Mettaton went crashing through the window. I pulled Sans' Jacket around me. I watched again as Mettaton tried to kiss Sans. There came the quote. We won't be able to go outside for another month until people forget. Sans changed the channel, sighed, and blushed again from watching Mettaton do his thing. "Aww, get over here, ya little blueberry." I say, yanking on his hoodie. His head falls on my lap. I laugh and he smiles. He grabs the collar of my shirt and yanks me towards him, making my lips fall on his teeth. I feel him smile wider, as we kiss. Once we part the kiss, he flips the hood of his hoodie that I'm wearing over my face. "this hoodie's too big for you." He says, still smiling. I push the hood off from over my eyes and grab a pillow and try to put that on his face, since he didn't have his hoodie on. The only reason I ever said I was cold was because I just wanted to see him with his jacket off, because I've never seen him without his jacket. He grabs the pillow and pulls it out of my hands. He teleported away for a second and came back with a blanket. He wrapped the blanket around me and left my head out of the blanket. "Dammit, Sans." I say, giggling. I couldn't move, and I know that's why he did that. I know that's also why he wrapped me in such a way that I wouldn't be able to get out. He sat back down on the couch. "glad we settled that." He said. I was wriggling around, trying to get myself out of the blanket, but fell off in the process. "Ow." I say, laying on my side. I hear him snickering. "You really are a blueberry, huh?" I say. "i was going to pick you back up, but nah." He said, going to the refrigerator to get a bag of chisps. Why they're in the freezer, God knows. I was laying in a ball on the floor, defeated. "i'm gonna keep you like that the rest of the day." He said, looking down at me. "Why?" I asked. "you're powerless to do anything. here, try to stand up." He told me. I try to do as he asked, and got to my feet, but I forgot that I couldn't walk, and fell back down on the couch. "see?" He shrugged. "told you."
"Sans, plz." I say as he passes me on the floor for the third time. The first time, I had tried to get up to get a glass of water, but fell in the process. I tried to wiggle myself over there, but I only got to the kitchen, so I was just laying there. Sans walked toward me. "I'm thirsty." I said. I heard a wierd, low noise, and I realized that it was Sans trying to hold back a laugh. He smirked and got me a glass of water and put a straw on it. "wanna go back to the couch?" He asked. I nodded, and he picked me up bridal-style, with the water floating behind him. Anyway, back to when he passes me the third time. "Sans, plz." I say. "what have you tried to do this time?" He asked me. I blushed and said, "I need to go to the bathroom."
"wait till tomorrow." He said. I stared at him. "Skeletons are different from humans. Please." I say, getting really impatient. "probably because we don't give a shit." He said winking. I would've laughed, if I didn't have to pee so badly. I growled and accepted the fact that he wouldn't let me out. He picked me up and kissed me and brought me back to the couch. I kinda felt better after he kissed me.
Sans and I had fallen asleep on the couch. My head was in his lap and he was sitting straight up. We had fallen asleep with the cooking show on.
~TIMAYSKIPAY~
I woke up this morning(?) and I didn't even care about Sans's being asleep right now. I picked up my head and bashed it into his leg. I'm pretty sure it hurt me more than it hurt him, but he still winced badly and woke up startled. "holyshitwhatthefuckjusthappened?" He said really fast. "Untie me please I really need to pee." I said. "y'know, i hate making promises," he paused. I gave him the are-you-fucking-kidding-me-i-had-to-go-through-all-this-shit-for-nothing look. "...but i'll let this one stay." He said, and with a wave of his hand, I was free. I hugged him briefly and ran to the bathroom. Why the fuck do they even have a bathroom? Oh well. Just be glad it's here. After I finished using the bathroom, I went back downstairs. "better?" He asked, smiling. At any other point, I would have been embarrassed, but I was just relieved and nodded. "good." He said and turned on the tv.
