Drunk Love

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We made our way to Grillby's and knocked. Grillby opened the door, melting the ice in front of him. "Can we come in?" I asked. He stepped to the side and we walked in. Guns & Roses' "It's Not Unusual". "What can I get you two?" Grillby asked. We looked at each other. "two beers, please." Sans asked. Grillby got us two beer bottles and Sans and I talked. There were actually people in here. Sans leaned in my ear and whispered. "3 plays for 5g, right?" Sans asked. I nodded. "i've got 35g. let's play 'What's New Pussycat' 21 times." He said as we both took another drink. "Sounds like a good plan to me." I giggled. We went over to the jukebox and Sans put 35g into the machine. He selected 21 "What's New Pussycat" songs. As "It's Not Unusual" fades out, What's New Pussycat Blasts through. "AUUGGHHHH!"

[Timeskip]

"You guys be careful out there." Grillby says. "don't worry about us! we'll be fine." Sans says as we both stumble outside. 6 bottles of beer and we're walking outside after a blizzard. We make our way to the house and go to Sans' room. "Damn, Grillby's hotheaded." I say, laughing. "you're hotter." Sans says. I don't know if you can make out with skeletons, but I definitely did. I never even knew he even had a tongue. I woke up next morning like nothing happened. "Dude, what happened last night?" I asked Sans. "i don't know. i thought you would know." Sans replied.As I was trying to remember what happened last night, Sans stood up and offered to help me up. I accepted and grabbed his hand and walked downstairs with him. Sans made two cups of coffee and gave me a cup. I walked towards the couch and sat. "you have anymore dreams?" Sans asked. I shook my head. "y/n, did you ask me out just to end your dreams?" Sans asked. "What? Of course not! I really like you and love you a lot. Remember when you said you liked having someone who likes puns around?" I ask. "yea." He says. "I was like: 'oh my god is he saying that he like likes me? I do like him to.'" I say. "really?" He says blushing. "i thought you were only using me for selfish reasons." He says. I kiss his forehead. "Of course not ;)."I say and hug him. All of a sudden, the wind picks up again. "Oh no..." I say. "again?" We leave the embrace and find a comfortable way to cuddle up and we doze off.

"*WHERE ARE YOU, YOU FUZZY SHITLORD?" I Say, looking for Asgore. "*SHOW YOURSELF, COWARD" I say. "*WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?! SHOW YOURSELF SO I CAN KILL YOU!" "But I refuse..." I hear a voice say. "*SHOW YOURSELF, ASSHAT." I scream. "That's no language for a child, Chara..." A red trident is thrown at me and pins me to the ground. A figure appears over me. "Goodbye, Chara." Asgore says. He shoots a flame at me and I turn into dust...

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