A/N: CHANGING UNDYNES SPEAKING TEXT TO BOLD, BECAUSE THATS HOW I DO THE SPEAKITY SPEAK!
"So have you two done the saxity sax?" She asks. Me and Sans just looked at each other. "Did you not understand me? I asked you..." Undyne says, leaning into both of our ears. "Have you two fucked yet?" "Undyne, why are you here?" Sans asks, burying his face in his hands. Me doing the same. "Oh, yea. I need your help with something. Follow me." She says. Shooting a glance at me. We arrive at Hotlands, which has never been a problem for me. Even with a hoodie. "Some asshole took my spear and ran in here. Can you... Two go find it for me?" She asks. "Why can't you just do it yourself?" I snap. Undyne glares at me. Sans laughs nervously and makes a pun while me and Undyne are staring each other down. "okay, y/n. no need to get so hotheaded." He chuckles and grabs the sleeves of my jacket. "let's just go." He says. "I don't think I like her." I say ( .-. ). "I know another person you won't like." Sans grumbles. "Sans, is it Toriel?" I ask Sans. He blushes and looks down. He chuckles nervously. "is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?" He says. "It's just you." I smile. He looks at me. "i know." He says and kisses me. "NO SLACKING!" I hear Undyne call from behind us. "I thought she left." I says. Sans laughed. "hun, she won't leave until we're out of sight."
"She really likes to intrude on people's lives, huh?" I say. Sans, who is obviously remembering about last night, starts blushing lightly. "Sans, are you thinking of a fish pun? Don't be so koi and share it with the world." I say. Sans snorts. "i'm sorry. coming up with a good fish pun is a pain in the bass." He says. I chuckle. "Have you got a fish pun? Or do you need time to mullet over?" I say. We burst out laughing. "Seriously. Come up with your own fish pun. Don't leave it to salmon else." I say. "hey, y/n. what instrument do you think undyne plays?" He says. I shrug. "probably the bass. why? because you can tuna guitar, but you can't tuna fish." He says. We laugh till our sides hurt. How? Magic. "undyne's gonna kick my tailbone when we get back." He says. I giggle. "That one wasn't as funny. Have you lost your funny bone?" I ask. "nope." He stops walking. "now i have." He hands me a bone. "Don't you need that?" I say as I look over. He's holding his right arm in his left hand. "nah, i'll need some help though, tibia-nest." He says. We chuckle. "but seriously help. i can't put it back on." He says. I hand him his bone and help him. After ten minutes, his arm is on perfectly. We reach a building with "LAB" written on it. "we're gonna need to go through here to get to the other side." He said. I nodded and followed him through. The lights were off as we walked through. "yo, alph. it's me, sans. i'm just passing through." He said. "Okay! Just a minute!" I hear a voice say. I see a lizard in a lab coat. "Undyne told m-me you guys were c-coming through." She said. We blush. What else did she tell her? Oh well. "Yea, we're just passin on through." I say. "O-okay! G-go right ahead-d!" She says. Me and Sans say thank you and pass on through. "She's cute." I say giggling. Sans chuckles. "yea, she's really shy." He said. He grabbed my hand. "come on." He said, looking back at me, smiling. I stopped. "Sans?" I asked. "what's up, kid?" He asked. I looked at him. "Didn't Undyne have her spear earlier." I said. Sans looked at me. He turned around and growled quietly. "let's go back home." He said half whispering.
We got home and sat on the couch. Sans turned on the TV and sat silently. I realized that this wasn't normal, so I tried to think of something to bring up, but I couldn't think of anything so I just decided to ask him: "Sans, why are you so quiet?" I put my hand on his leg. "it's nothing..." He said, looking down at my hand. He sighed and put his hand on mine. I kissed his cheek. "It's okay. You don't have to talk about it." I said. I leaned on him and closed my eyes. I wrapped my hands around his neck. He brought his right hand up to my arm. "I love you, Sans." I say. "love you to, kid." He said as I drifted off to sleep.
No dreams because Undyne is too lazy to come up with another one again.
I wake up and don't move because I know Sans will wake up. Again, another unknown way, he somehow manages to snore, but it's not exactly loud, but it's soft, and kinda cute. I smile when I hear him snore. After a while it stops, and I feel an arm wrap around me. "good morning." He says. I snuggle up closer. "Mornin." I say. He rests his chin on my head. "SANS!" I hear Papyrus say from upstairs. I see him over the rail. "yea, bro?" He says, not moving. "HAVE YOU SEEN MY ACTION FIGURES?" He asks. "nah, bro. haven't seen anything around here, unless one of your action figures is an angel." He says, looking down at me. I giggle. Papyrus, obviously not getting anything, stares at us. "WELL, Y/N. HAVE YOU SEEN THEM?" He asks. "Nah." I say. "WAIT, I KNOW WHERE TO LOOK! IN MY COLLECTION! NYEH HEH HEH! SOMETIMES, IM A GENIUS, ALL THE TIME!" He says. Then he leaves. Once I hear the door shut, Sans moves his head to my neck and starts to nip my neck. I start to giggle. "S-Sans." I say, giggling. He moves up and kisses me. He brings back the tongue and French kisses me. I put my hand on his shoulders and he puts his hands behind my head. We kiss for about 30 seconds then part it. I look into his eyes. Even though you would see the back of his skull, it's just black. I was wondering how that worked, but I didn't realize I was staring into his eyes for 2 minutes. "am i that handsome~?" He asks, sticking his tongue. I flick his skull. "I was thinking about things." I say, smiling. "oh yea, about what?" He asks. "...You." I say, giggling. "I love you." I say, wrapping my arms around Sans' neck. "i love you too." He says wrapping his arms around my waist.
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