BTS Smut and Scenarios #Wattys2016

BTS worst nightmare

In their dreamlands...

Jin:

*surrounded by black walls*

Jin: Why the wall isn't P I N K ?!

*rustling sound*

Jin: W-Who's there?!

*Mario jumps out*

Jin: Kyaa! Mario! *squeals*

Mario: I hate P I N K and I hate you too J I N.

Jin: Andwae!!!!!!

~

Rap Monster:

*surrounded by jars of jams*

Rap Monster: I love my jams. No one can have it.

*rustling sound*

Rap Monster: W-Who's there?!

*Jimin jumps out*

Rap Monster: Wtf are you doing here? You can not have my jams! Never!

Jimin: *snaps his fingers*

*Jams disappeared*

*Left a jar of jam on the floor*

Jimin: *Runs ahead to the jam*

Rap Monster: NOOOOO *slow motion*

Jimin: Finally. I GOT JAMS. *swallow the jams*

Rap Monster: Andwae!!!!!!

~

Suga:

*surrounded by neck pillows*

Suga: This is heaven.

*rustling sound*

Suga: W-Who's there?!

*Kumamon jumps out*

Suga: How do you get here and why are you holding a box of matches?

Kumamon: *takes out a matches from the box*

Kumamon: *lights up the matches*

Kumamon: *throws the matches into the piles of neck pillows*

Suga: Infires... WAIT! AIN'T GOT NO TIME FOR THIS. SOMEONE, PUT OFF THE FIRE!!!

*neck pillows burned into ashes*

Suga: Andwae!!!!!!

~

J-Hope:

*surrounded by green forest with magnificent unicorns*

J-Hope: These are my specieseu. This is so relaxing ~

*rustling sound*

J-Hope: W-Who's there?!

*a snake appears*

J-Hope: Ah!!! I hate snakeu! Get away from me!

Snake: *hiss* *bit one of the unicorns*

*Unicorn turns into a snake. A huge snake*

J-Hope: Andwae!!!!!!

~

Jimin:

*surrounded by Jungkook(s)*

Jimin: Ah, I'm in pure bliss.

Jimin: Jungkookie no.1 , come here and give me a bj >:)

*rustling sound*

Jimin: W-Who's there?!

*V jumps out*

Jimin: Get the fuck out from my dream, you weird alien!

V: .___.

Jungkook(s): *eyes turned into heart shape*

Jungkook(s): We love B W I !!!

Jungkook(s): *follows V to outerspace, to his planet*

Jimin: Andwae!!!!!!

~

V:

*surrounded by thousands of his own clones*

V: .___.

V: This is so boring .___.

V: *snaps fingers* Be gone.

*clones disappear*

V: Why did they leave me alone?!

V: Come back to B W I !!!

V: Andwae!!!!!!

~

Jungkook:

*surrounded by V(s)*

Jungkook: Vkook for life!!

*boom*

*V(s) turns into Jimin(s)*
Jimin no. 1: Jungkookie ~

Jimin no. 2: Jungkookie ~

Jimin no. 3: Jungkookie ~

Jungkook: Andwae!!!!!!