BTS Smut and Scenarios #Wattys2016

Roast time :D

Just to remind y'all, these ideas aren't mine. I just took them from the internet and change some of it.

#1

Jimin: Damn, my dick should've a choking hazard sticker on it.

Jungkook: Isn't that for small stuff?

#2

Jin: Eww, you're so ugly.

Rap Monster: I can get plastic surgery to fix my ugliness, you on the other hand will be stupid for eternity.

#3

Jimin: Aww this puppy is so cute!

Suga: You're gay.

Jimin: You wish I was.

#4

Rap Monster: Your dick is a size of tic tac.

Suga: That's why your mum's mouth is so fresh.

#5

Jimin: *trying to do a backflip* *fails*

J-Hope: Hah! You failed!

Jimin: So did you dad's condom.

#6

V: *eating*

Jin: Remember, you are what you eat.

V: Maybe that's why you're such a dick.

#7

Jin: *listening to an old song*

Jungkook: That song is so old.

Jin: So is your mum but you still listen to her.

#8

Jungkook: *singing Barney's theme tune*

J-Hope: Dude, are you five?

Jungkook: Yeah, five inches deep in your mum.

#9

Suga: My dick is A to Z long.

J-Hope: Look at your keyboard.

#10

Jin: Roses are red, violets are blue. God made us beautiful, what happened to you?

Rap Monster: Roses are red, violets are blue. This joke is overused, so is your sister too.