Story of our Lives -Naruto and Sasuke- Fanfiction

Chapter Eighteen- Introducing Itachi

*Very important ranting in which you might shed a few tears over*

Guys, I just realized something.

This is the weirdest, most un-plotted, randomest...thing I have ever written in my short, short lifespan. Like seriously? Sasuke lives with Naruto, turns into a vampire, they go to a spa, Itachi turns evil and perverted, the the future women of konoha turns into fangirls and...I can't go on. Spoilers!

But seriously, think about it.

WHY CAN'T I STICK TO ONE THING?!?!?!

I hereby apologize for every stupid idea I've ever thrown into this work and I hope you'd understand why I did what I did.

Because I am too random.

Ok, there is it. Out in the open. I change too often. WHHHHHYYYY?!?!?

Well, now you get even more randomness...hm...maybe I can make this into a new type of writing! Like freestyling for poems...but even more random!! Wow, I might even become famous for my randomness...

...

Shut up. Stop it. People are here to read the story, not to dwell over your life decisions. Shut up and start the chapter already!

Ok, alright, sorry. Moving on...

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The next morning was not the best morning anyone had experienced.

Especially Naruto.

They woke to the sound of a bulldozer and a mega-phone screaming a very familiar, very about-to-be-dead person's name.

"NARUTO UZUMAKII, FORMER OWNER OF APARTMENT 201 FROM KONOHA STREET, IF YOU DO NOT LEAVE THE COMPANY OF THE INSANE, SADISTIC GROUP OF PEOPLE KNOWN AS THE UCHIHAS I WILL PERSONALLY GAMBLE AWAY ALL YOUR LIFE'S FORTUNE AND MAKE SURE YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO WALK OUT IN THE STREETS WITHOUT DYING FROM EMBARRASSMENT. GET OUT NOWWWWWWW!!!"

Itachi grabbed Sasuke's collar and sprinted out from the room, then disappeared as if he were a true ninja. The girls covered their ears, and only Sakura understood the true depth of this terrible situation, because, well, she had trained with Tsunade-sama over the summers and hoped to become an action-movie actress as well.

Naruto slowly came out, his hat lop-sided on his head and an angry, tired glare steel in his eyes. "Seriously, Grandma, why the hell did you do this?"

"Naruto-kun! Help, she's gone mad!" Shizune's soft cry of help barely reached his ears before a a giant shovel punched through one of the walls. By now the owner and most of the people who were staying had ran out and was watching this in horror, and other expressions. Most of them had a phone out and was recording. (Or is that too 2007?)

"What the hell did she drink?!" Naruto yelled back at Shizune and she shook her head. "She went to the dentist and they gave her laughing gas, and then..."

"...Oh."

Naruto knew how to deal with Tsunade during her periods of drunkness and soberness, but from laughing gas? They were doomed.

Then guess who decided to save the day.

Jairaya sama slammed open the doors from the front entrance and started bellowing at Tsunade, talking about his 'research' and his wonderful specimen who basically took off like dinosaurs on volcano day because of her, and then that's when things got really, really ugly.

Tsunade swung the shovel into the front door and Jairaya jumped out of the way and when Tsunade had missed too many shots and the building was basically rubbish, the owner screaming at her to stop, she heroically leaped down and some old people action fighting ensued. Then, for some reason, they ended up kissing each other and grossing out every rational, sane being recording everything and somehow the main soon-to-be-dead person went MIA.