Chapter Five, Interesting Developments

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THE SKIT - TV SHOW (PROBLEMS IT'D CAUSE)

Naruto: ...Erika, I hope you know what you're doing.

Erika: ....Of course. I write, remember?

Naruto: ....Not very convincing.

Erika: *Clears throat* ANYWAYS. Lets get to our contestants!

Naruto:...For what?

Erika: For a price.

Naruto: ...I have a bad feeling you're going to do some human trafficking. 

Erika: ...How did you know?

Naruto: ....*Sigh* Thanks. Thanks a lot. 

@Sparkey_229: Wow, I'm on a TV show? *Stares around, eyes land on Naruto* ...And there's...NARUTO? 

Lovety001: I have no idea what I'm doing here...but I think that's Sasuke. I hope that's Sasuke...

hinata153000: Uh...Erika? I think I kind of know you...but are you going to freak me out? This is kind of strange...am I going to die?

tiah101:  Are those anime characters I love? It's on, baby! I'm going to catch both of them! Muahahahahahaa.!! >:D 

AnotherBadDream: Please don't tell me this is ANOTHER bad dream...I've had enough of them...Gah.... =___=

SmileySmile: ...I am not sure whether to laugh or cry. I haven't been on a TV show before...I hope I don't have stage fright.

bvbvampire15: I know what I want to make Naruto into if I get my fangs on him...did I say fangs? I meant hands. Oops. OvvO

Purplerulz257: I have no idea what I'm doing here. 

Tiggermazz: ...So I'm the accident child of this...show....

tiah101: Come on! Lets just get to it!

Erika: Well, alright. Three questions, whoever gets all three right gets a character. If a lot of people get three right (I doubt), I shall make clones and distribute them among you. That means being very, very careful. Understood?

All: Yep...I think.

Erika: Question one! By the way, you have to yell the answer out before anyone else, this isn't by order. Whoever is the fastest wins. *At this rule @Sparkey_229 sighs unhappily. "I don't like to compete with others unless I know I can win... AnotherBadDream: Groans, Tiggermazz:   looks very interested and SmileySmile: Frowns.

Erika: If you don't like this, I am sorry. Life is cruel. Deal with it. 

*Cricket chirp*

Erika: Just kidding! Alright, question one again! *Clears throat*

"What kind of shampoo does Naruto use?" 

All at once all ten contestants buzz their buttons (Somehow that were just there) and Erika raises her eyebrows. (Or I can just say me, I'm tired of pretending I'm not me)

"Alright, down the line." 

@Sparkey_229:    Evergreen Pinecones? 

Erika shakes her head

bvbvampire15: Pffft, yeah, I can totally smell Pinecones from NARUTO. I say Men's Blond Shampoo, regular. 

Erika gives her a 'not bad' face before speaking: Wow, good job. I didn't think you would be able to know. But you weren't next...sorry. This question is forfeited. 

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