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"Nothing has changed since then."
Timeskip to day before academy graduation~
"Gyahahahahaha!!!" A young boy of 12 laughed, as he drew on the faces of the stone carvings
Hokage building
A few ninjas entered the room where the hokage was doing his calligraphy
"Hokage-sama!!" One of the ninjas said
"What is it? Is Naruto causing trouble again?" the hokage sighed as he stopped in the middle of his calligraphy
"Yes!! That punk Naruto is desecrating the hokage monument!! and this time with paint!!" they shouted
The hokage sighed again and put on his hat, he got up and left the room.
Back with Naruto,
"Hey stop causing trouble!!" a random ninja had said
"Stop doing this everyday!!" another said
"You'll pay for this"
"Look at all that.."
"SHUT UP YOU IDIOTS!!, none of you could do something this horrible, but I can, I'm incredible!!" Naruto shouted at them on top of the hokage monument
"Geez.. what has that idiot done?" The hokage sighed, 'Even my face was painted on' he thought as if he didn't expect Naruto would do that to him too
"3rd hokage-sama I apologize for this.." someone said from beside the hokage and they climbed up the railing
"Oh Iruka"
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING DURING CLASS TIME?! GET DOWN HERE YOU MORON!!" Iruka shouted
"Yikes! That's Iruka-sensei" Naruto panicked
Naruto was then tied up with ropes and dragged to class by Iruka.
"Tomorrow is the ninja school's graduation exam, you have failed the last 2 times!! This is no time to be causing trouble MORON!!"
Everyone was then made to redo their transformation jutsu of Iruka. Everyone was annoyed at Naruto for making them redo their test. It was Naruto's turn and some students were behind him, saying bad stuff about him, making sure he heard them loud and clear
"This is all your fault.."
"Like I care.." he answered back
'Damn this sucks.. ok here we go!' he thought as he stepped forward. "Transform!" he shouted as he transformed into a... naked lady.. making Iruka's jaws drop and making him experience heavy nosebleed.
Naruto transformed back to himself and laughed, "Hahahahaha I call it 'sexy no jutsu'!!"
"YOU DUMB-ASS DON'T INVENT STUPID SKILLS!!" Iruka shouted at him, his nose stuffed with tissues. It was kinda clear that he did enjoy the view.
After the school was over, Iruka dragged Naruto back to the hokage monument. Bringing a bucket and a cloth to make Naruto clean the paint off the monument
"I won't let you go home until you clean all of this up!" Iruka said referring to the mess Naruto made on the hokage monument
"Like I care.. its not like I have anyone to go home to anyways" Naruto said as he looked down sadly
Iruka then felt pity and understanding for Naruto, being an orphan himself.
"Naruto.."
"Now what?" Naruto looked up at Iruka who was sitting on top of the hokage monument
"Well.. umm if you clean all this up, I'll but you some ramen tonight" Iruka said scratching his cheek
Naruto smiled happily and began to work faster
"OK!! I'll work hard!! I will!!"
After Naruto had cleaned the monument up, Iruka brought him to Ichiraku ramen. Where Naruto began to slurp up his bowl of ramen. He trusts the shop owner as the owner, Teuchi has never tried to poison his food.
"Naruto.."
"Huh?..." Naruto said slurping his ramen
"Why were you doing that to the monument? Don't you know who the hokage are?"
"Of course! Basically the ones who receive the hokage name are the strongest ninja in the village right? And among them is the 4th, a hero who saved everyone from a fox demon" Naruto said stopping his slurping to talk with Iruka
"Then why?"
"One day I'm going to get the hokage name.. and then surpass all the previous hokages and then make the village" Naruto said pointing his chopsticks at Iruka.
Naruto then clapped his hand together as if he was begging Iruka for something
"By the way sensei.. I have a request.."
"What? You want seconds?"
"No.. can I borrow your leaf head protector?" Naruto said as he stared at the forehead protector longingly.
"Oh this?" Iruka said as he touched his forehead protector. "No no, this id for after you graduate. This is a symbol that you've come of age. Maybe you will get one tomorrow" he continued.
"You are so stingy!!!" Naruto said as he shouted for second servings of the ramen.
The next day, Iruka gathered up everyone to tell them of the graduation exam.
"Now, for the graduation exam, you will do the bunshin no jutsu. When you are called, come to the next room." He said, looking at a clipboard with the names of the students in the class.
'Damn!! That one?! That's my worst jutsu!!' Naruto said, holding his face with his hands.
Time passed and soon Naruto's name was called. He looked at the forehead protectors determinedly and started the handseals for it. He tried to make a bunshin and ended up failing badly. Iruka failed him, but Mizuki, the other teacher for the exam tried to convince Iruka to let him pass. Iruka rejected him and dismissed Naruto out.
Leaving the academy building, he got to his favorite swing and stared at the others who passed, all smiling happily (obviously Sasgay is not here). Parents were complimenting their children everywhere. A couple of mothers stared at Naruto in contempt. Talking to each other loudly about how Naruto can't be made a shinobi. Naruto left the swing soon after that. On the way home, he met Mizuki, who stopped to talk to him. Somehow convincing Naruto to sneak into the hokage's house and steal a scroll. While trying to be 'sneaky', Naruto got caught by the hokage, but he escaped. By using the sexy no jutsu, which rendered the hokage unconscious. Searching through the scrolls, Naruto found the one Mizuki had asked him to find. He ran to the forest and opened the scroll, looking through it. The first jutsu he saw was the one he was the most horrible at. The clone jutsu.
Somewhere else, Iruka was laying on his bed, contemplating on life. He thought about what the hokage had told him a few hours ago. How Naruto was alike him. He remembers the day of the kyuubi attack. Where he was forcefully dragged from his parents and into a safe place. He was interrupted by a knock on the door.
Opening the door, he was greeted by Mizuki, who was looking frantic. "Naruto has stolen the scroll of the forbidden seals as a joke!!" he said, the other ninjas behind him all making a ruckus.
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