The Book Of Nora

01

PEOPLE

Okay, before you guys try to murder me, just listen...well actually read. Please put down your pitchforks. I fucking hate certain types of people. If you aren't one of the types of people I list, then good for you. Here's a sticker. *slaps a smiley face sticker on your forehead* We shall be the best of friends. Hell, we may even get married. *wiggles eyebrows*

The following are the types of people I hate and why:

• Extremely loud people - I don't like it when people are talking to me really loudly because other bitches around us might be listening to our conversation. Please just shut the fuck up or lower your voice. I'm becoming deaf from your screaming. The only screaming I like is in the music I like so unless you are Vic Fuentes, please shut up and learn how to whisper.Thank you.

• Nosy people - Damn, don't you guys have better things to do? Why do they always want to know everything about other people's lives? Why do you care so much? Stop asking me questions that I don't want to answer. Just stop talking to me completely. My life is not of your importance. Just stay out of my business and go live your life.

• Overdramatic people - Oh God, these people are the worst. "Oh, my boyfriend broke up with me! I must be so ugly! That's why he left me." "Ugh I want to kill myself because everyone hates me." "My parents grounded me for two months and took awat my phone! My life is over!" *eye roll* I think these people act like this because they want fucking attention. Some of them just want people to tell them they aren't ugly and no one hates them. They just want comfort, sympathy, and attention that they truly don't deserve.

• People who gossip - Why the fuck do you think it is entertaining to spread lies about fucking people? They are honestly a bunch of assholes. Someones needs to slap them in the face. Usually, people who spread rumors of someone else do that because they envy that person, hate them because of something that person did to them, or to fit in/ look cool. If you fucking want to be cool, lock yourself in a freezer and never come out.

• Fake people - No explanation is needed for this type of people. It is self explanatory and I'm positive almost everyone hates these people.

• Lazy people - I fucking hate these people especially when I am forced to work with these cranberry fucknuts. They always expect me to do everything. Bitch, you better help me do some fucking research or I will stab your fucking hand with my handy dandy sharp pencil.

• Homophobes - Why are you guys so against to people of the same gender loving one another? I don't see what is wrong with it. Have you fucking seen Dan and Phil? They are one of the ultimate power couples even though they aren't "dating." *cries* Honestly, you guys should just keep your bad vibes out of their cornflakes. Just leave them alone. Go away and be super "straight" somewhere else.

• Judgmental people - These people honestly need to stay away from me or they can expect a lamp thrown in their face. No one fucking needs your opinion and you shouldn't even be judging people you, salty piece of shit. It makes people feel insecure and bad about themselves. People should never ever feel that way. People deserve to be happy.

• Clowns - Why the fuck do they exist? They aren't even funny and they scare the shit out of me.

There are probably more types of people that I hate, but these are just a few I can name. If you agree with me or simply liked this rant, you can comment and vote for my book. Thanks!