The Book Of Nora

04

SIBLINGS

Mom...Dad, why did you decide to have more children? I mean, I love my little brother and sister, but sometimes I can't handle them anymore. With my siblings, it's either 'I will help you bury the body' or 'I will bury your body.' There is no in between.

The only way to get away from them is...well, actually you can't escape them just like death. Wait a mother fucking minute. Does that mean Death = Siblings? Am I going to be killed by my siblings? Oh God no. If they kill me, I'm totally going to haunt their asses.

But anyways, my siblings can honestly annoy me to the point where I just lash out on them or turn into the Devil. One time, I locked my brother in a closet because I was really pissed and annoyed. I got my ass beat by my mum and I probably deserved it.

My brother is absolutely the worst of my two siblings. He is absolutely spoiled rotten and I blame my parents on this because they always spoil him. He literally gets everything he wants. When he doesn't get what he wants, he throws his fits, yells, hits whoever is near him, and cries. He's almost six years old! I swear he is literally freaking Dudley Dursley from Harry Potter except he is as skinny as a bread stick.

My sister, on the other hand, is a bit more tolerable. We argue a lot sometimes, but somehow we end up being friends at the end of the day. What bothers me about her the most is how she leaves her crusty socks in my room, how she sleeps in my room even though she has her own freaking room, and how she tries to boss me around like I'm her slave.

Oh fuck no. I am not someone's slave. I'm a queen XD. Bow down peasants. Haha but I'm just kidding so please put down your pitchforks. You guys can be my smol princesses and princes. Maybe one of you will be my queen or king. *wink wink*

Other than that, I love my siblings despite them being little turdburgers. If someone tries to bully them or maybe even kill them, I will beat that person's ass even though I'm an absolute wimp so in other words, I can't beat someone's ass :(. I'm sure it would be very entertaining watching me try to beat someone's ass, but that isn't happening anytime soon. Sorry to disappoint.