A Dan and Phil fanfiction
Dan woke up (like this). He straightened his hair hoping maybe one day he could straighten his sexuality.
He had hell- I mean school today so he got all the books and other boring stuff in his bag. He walked out of the room into his kitchen when suddenly
"Boo!" He heard someone yell behind him. Dan screamed and fell on the counter surface letting out a small cry. Phil laughed.
"What are you doing here fil?" Dan asked, eating some porridge he found. Phil laughed.
"Funny story. I was reading one direction fanfiction and I was like: hey I could reenact these with Dan," Phil said. Dan scoffed. Why would he think that? If Phil asked him he would have said yes but why?
"But we're not even friends," Dan said, throwing the porridge in the bin since he realised he made it 5 days ago when he was having a conversation with Tyler Oakley about whisks. Then he came to realise something. Why does everyone break into his house just to have a conversation with him whilst he attempts to eat breakfast? Why do people who won't hurt him always show up? Well once Sam Pepper broke in once which was kind of spooky but he kicked his back out since he didn't want to kick his butt because that's gross.
"Ye we are you signed the friendship agreement," Phil said holding up a certificate. Dan sighed.
" let's get down to business yo, what's the first thing that happens in the fanfiction?" Dan asked.
"Well they were playing a whisk game and-" Phil said
"NOOOOOOOOOO" Dan screamed.
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11pm Phanfiction
FanfictionI sometimes write at 11pm and it makes no sense please don't psychoanalyse me thx
